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  1. Horsefly

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    #1 Horsefly, Jun 30, 2005
    Laden and OJ were searching for the real killers of the Black Dahlia in a furniture store in Aruba. Tom Cruise just happened to be there doing some foreign field testing of sofa cushions. What are the odds?
     
  2. CMY

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    #2 CMY, Jun 30, 2005
    ..that you're a complete moron?

    Pretty good, I'd say.

    C.
     
  3. Dino 208gt4

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    #3 Dino 208gt4, Jun 30, 2005
    What did you smoke??
     
  4. mrrou

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    #4 mrrou, Jun 30, 2005
    Horsefly humor

    :)
     
  5. imperial83

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    #5 imperial83, Jun 30, 2005
    Careful!!! This thread might have to be moved to the P and R section!
     
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    #6 UroTrash, Jun 30, 2005
    Arlie, yer a f*ckin' scream.
     
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    #7 HIGHROLLERM85, Jun 30, 2005
    I don't get the humor involoved in this post.
     
  8. Horsefly

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    #8 Horsefly, Jun 30, 2005
    OK, I'll try to explain it to you. There have been numerous posts involving Bin Laden, OJ, the missing girl in Aruba, and Tom Cruise. So I "humerously" decided to combine all the players into one thread. Now here's the catch: Out of respect for the missing girl in Aruba, I did NOT include HER name, but substituted the slang name of a famous 1940s murder case in Los Angeles, the Black Dahlia. Not her real name, but the case was well known by the name Black Dahlia because the victim had dark hair. The case has never been officially solved. I tossed OJ into the mix because the Los Angeles murder of his ex-wife was also never solved. Tom Cruise made a spectacle of himself by jumping on a couch on the Oprah Winfrey show, so I wove him into the mix by insinuating that he was testing sofa cushions at a furniture store in Aruba. Since nobody really knows WHERE Bin Laden IS, who is to say that he is NOT hanging out in Aruba with OJ?

    If you need more help, I can devise a flow chart to illustrate everything.
     
  9. whart

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    #9 whart, Jun 30, 2005
    Actually the Black Dahlia case was solved. But, in the same spirit as your posting, HF, i was at a party last week where a young girl was wearing a halter top which bore the legend "Escape to Aruba." I thought that was strange, to say the least. Perhaps it would have made more sense if the "to" was changed to a "in," if you get what i mean...
     

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