Blonde Jokes

A blonde was fed up with being made fun of and having jokes made about her so she decided to dye her hair brown. One day, while driving along a country road, she saw a farmer and a bunch of sheep on a farm. She thought the sheep were cute, so she got out of her car and asked the farmer, "If I can guess how many sheep are here, can I have one?". Being a bit of a gambler himself, he agreed. She guessed correctly, much to the surprise of the farmer, so keeping up his end of the bargain he let her pick out whichever sheep she wanted. She did, and returned to her car. Just as she was leaving, the farmer stopped her and asked, "If I can guess the real color of your hair, will you give me my dog back?".
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A blonde's friend entered a room and saw her painting the walls with two nice coats on. Confused, the friend asked, "Why are you wearing those nice coats? Aren't you afraid you'll get paint on them and ruin them?" The blonde responded by picking up the paint can and pointing to the directions. "See?" she said, "It says for best results, apply two coats."
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A blonde, a brunette and a readhead are stuck on an island. For year and years they live there, one day they find a magic lamp. They rub and rub and sure enough out comes a genie. The geenie says "since I can only give out 3 wishes, you may each have one" So the brunette goes first, "I have been stuck here for years, I miss my family and my husband and my life-- I just want to go home" and POOF she is gone. The the red head makes her wish "This place sucks, I want to go home too" and poof she is gone. The blonde starts crying uncontrollably. The geenie says to her " my dear what is the matter? She says, "I wish my friends were here".
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One blonde can make a difference! At least that is what the blonde in this joke thought.

She
was tired of everyone thinking that blondes were stupid, and she didn't like all these jokes. To end the injustice, she decided to prove to the world that she was smart.

In order to prove herself, she chose to memorize the capital of every American state. It wasn't an easy task, but she was determined and eventually managed to do it.

A few days later she was in a bar, and heard a couple of men laughing at a blonde joke. This was the perfect opportunity to start righting all the wrongs that had been done to blondes in the past - she would set these men straight!

Marching over at a rapid pace she announced,
"It isn't true that all blondes are stupid, and I will prove it. Just ask me the capital of any American state, and I will tell you what it is."

Although a little surprised, the men did challenge her and asked,
"Ok, how about Arizona?"

The Blonde, after pausing for a moments thought, proudly gave the answer,
"A"!


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