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  1. el Carnicero

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    #1 el Carnicero, Aug 28, 2005
    My son-in-law (The Genius - knows everything about everything) told SWMBO that "they" have known "for years" that it's possible to drop a bomb in the center of a hurricane and disrupt/dissipate it. Probably a MOAB or something. So now, SWMBO keeps asking ME why "they" don't do it. "Think of all the lives that could be saved."

    "Effed if I know. I'll ask the F-Chatters." Even if no one knows, somebody, probably a nuclear (oh sorry, nuculer) physicist or bomb specialist, will chime in and scientifically dissect this theory.

    Maybe Darth knows. He could haul his old rusty battleship avatar out of mothballs and send it into the Gulf to take a few potshots at Katrina and see what happens.
     
  2. REMIX

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    #2 REMIX, Aug 28, 2005
    What kind of bomb? Be aware that anything radioactive would be distributed EVERYWHERE, not to mention these storms tower into the troposphere and the jet stream would carry around remnants of whatever garbage you blew it up with.

    RMX
     
  3. ashsimmonds

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  4. REMIX

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    #4 REMIX, Aug 28, 2005
    I know for a fact Black Ops tested sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads and it worked.

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  5. ashsimmonds

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    #5 ashsimmonds, Aug 28, 2005
    black op laser-sharks can control hurricanes....? how'd i miss that one in New Scientist :confused:
     
  6. Dcup

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    #6 Dcup, Aug 28, 2005
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    how about a giant blast of gas consisting of chitlins, corn and bean pie ?? from this-----, i believe this will work too....
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  7. Dane

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    #7 Dane, Aug 28, 2005

    LOL!!

    Brings a whole new meaning to "Rear Blast Area: Clear!!"

    Dane
     
  8. ashsimmonds

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    #8 ashsimmonds, Aug 28, 2005
    i might have failed chemistry because i skulled most of what i found in the beakers, but i'm relatively confident that corn isn't available in a gaseous form
     
  9. Dcup

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    #9 Dcup, Aug 28, 2005
    hey dane i want to go for spin in one of the those fighter jets. besides i consider myself an owner, i pay taxes ...
     
  10. Dane

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    #10 Dane, Aug 28, 2005
    I wish I could, brother. I REALLY wish I could. 1000 rounds of 30mm and a full bag of gas; just think of the fun we could have!!

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  11. darth550

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    #11 darth550, Aug 28, 2005
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    Ah yes, but as the corn pops and interacts with the beans, the gasous expansion increases exponentially....creating the desired effect!
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    #12 Dcup, Aug 28, 2005
    ahh come on, i will even splurdge for a hot hooker to perform some air head at 10 k feet and at moc 3
     
  13. PeterS

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    #13 PeterS, Aug 28, 2005
    What kills me more is the fact that if you live in 'weezyanna' (and other places around the Gulf), you should have a stash of plywood and about 40 gallons of gas. This AM, the mayor told everyone to get the hell out of Dodge. They opened both directions of the HWY to get everyone out......It was a parking lot. With the clouds building up pretty heavy, aint it a bit late to hit a Home Depot looking for 4x8 sheets of plywood while the gas stations are running out of gas?
     
  14. Dane

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    #14 Dane, Aug 28, 2005
    If that's the case, I'll talk to my boss!!

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  15. Dane

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    #15 Dane, Aug 28, 2005
    Substitute "plywood" with "crawfish" and "gas" with "moonshine!!"

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  16. PeterS

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    #16 PeterS, Aug 28, 2005
    Opps, sorry!
     
  17. ashsimmonds

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    #17 ashsimmonds, Aug 28, 2005
    Peter, i don't think setting fire to the hurricane is a viable solution
     
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    #18 darth550, Aug 28, 2005
    He did say they were in 'weezyanna'.......................;)
     
  19. Ryan S.

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    #19 Ryan S., Aug 28, 2005
    Hurricanes, if i remember correct, are actually good for the environment, they keep temps or something in check, so blowing them up might not be the best solution.
     
  20. Dane

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    #20 Dane, Aug 28, 2005
    A bit ironic isn't it that we can supposedly cause global warming but can't defuse a storm a small fraction the size of the planet?!?

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  21. el Carnicero

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    #21 el Carnicero, Aug 28, 2005
    IIRC, "The Genius" said something like that as reason why "they" don't do it. The "theory" was based on non-nuclear explosions.

    Still wonder about dropping a MOAB into Katrina. (There's your next cue, Lamour.)
     
  22. el Carnicero

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    #22 el Carnicero, Aug 28, 2005
    Yea. "Turn Off Two-Way Radios"
     
  23. Ryan S.

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    #23 Ryan S., Aug 28, 2005
    whats the power output of a cat 5 hurricane, i bet its way more than what a moab makes.
     
  24. ashsimmonds

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    #24 ashsimmonds, Aug 28, 2005
    dunno, but if it's 5 times this it's gotta be pretty amusing

    cat 1 hurricane
     
  25. Dane

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    #25 Dane, Aug 28, 2005
    LMFAO!!! You know it's windy when even pooty will fly!

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