Have you seen the new BMW ad where an actual grown-up is driving an automatic Bangle-ized 5 series singing "Wheels of the Bus"? I'm, deep, deep, deep down a BMW guy. I had a BMW 2002 20 years ago. OK, 30 years ago. It was the right thing. Now, thy have this poofter driving an automatic Bangle-mobile, and the phone rings asking if he would like his oil changed since he is such a p*ssy he can't keep up with this, let alone change his own oil. The little effeminate POS. It's like BMW can't just ignore real car guys, no, the have to totally alienate them with this stuff. Doctor's wives. Secretaries. Automatics. 90% F**king automatics. Now this little c*nt. BMW, why hast thou forsaken me?