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Braces, I need funny names

Discussion in 'Other Off Topic Forum' started by PT 328, Aug 4, 2006.

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  1. PT 328

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    My 13 year old son just received braces today and I want to razz him a bit. The only jokes I can remember from when I was a youth was, brace face, tinsel teeth, and railroad tracks. I never needed braces so I was never on the receiving end of the remarks. Any others?

    Dan
     
  2. wax

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    That's your kid, man. If he were a she, would you call her "black & decker pecker wrecker"?
     
  3. fiorano94

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    walk up to him and ask what the metal in his mouth is.
     
  4. Evan.Fiorentino

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    HAHAHAHAH that's awesome!!
     
  5. PaulK

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    I wouldnt make fun of him for braces. I never did when I had them! ;)
     
  6. PT 328

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    Relax, My plan is not to ruin his life with nonstop harrassment. I just wanted to tease him a little. It amazes me at times how judgemental some can be on this board. The first conclusion made is that I was going to ruin my kids life and that he would take me on Maury when he grows up. We have a great relationship that includes friendly banter in both directions. Like my grandfather used to say " whatever"
     

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