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calling peoples bluff

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  1. essdime

    essdime Karting

    Apr 26, 2006
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    at a local bar last night, when ordering some drinks, i over heard a conversation about a "Ferrari F430 Spyder". I just sat back and listened to this 65 year old trying to pick up some 20 year old. Sitting back and laughing at what he had to say was pretty entertaining, but then there came a point when i couldnt take it any longer. I figured it may be pretty funny to call his bluff. I asked him if his F430 was a V8 or a V10. He quickly came up close to my ear and said " i dont have the car, im just trying to pick up the girls" This really pissed me off being that some people use these cars as leverage or weapons, So I acted like I didnt hear him, repeated what he said a little louder ( so the girls could hear ). That was great, girls took off and I ended up with them later on. It was a great night.

    Anyways, anyone else have any interesting bluff stories?


    Ian
     
  2. AntonyR

    AntonyR F1 Veteran

    Apr 12, 2004
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    cockblock!
     
  3. Ferrariman355

    Ferrariman355 F1 Rookie

    Jul 11, 2004
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    Booo...you messed up the guys game. ha, he just wanted some fun for the night. :D

    The flop is 10 K 8 with 2 hearts on the board, i hit trip K's, guy raises large i just call, just us 2, the turn shows a 4 of clubs, guy checks, i raise he calls, i figure hes on a straight draw or heart draw, probably one card a A of hearts, the river shows 7 club, guy raises 1/2 his chips, i just call since i want to see how he plays, if i moved all in, he would have folded, and what do you know, I called his bluff, he was on a flush draw A 5 of hearts.

    Is that the bluff your talking about? :)
     
  4. Fan512bbi

    Fan512bbi Two Time F1 World Champ
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    What a loser, would have been interesting if she believed him and went outside to be confronted with an Honda Civic :D
     
  5. gblogger

    gblogger Formula 3

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    If he really had the F430 Spyder, he wouldn't need to 'try'. :)
     
  6. MurcieMurcie

    MurcieMurcie F1 Rookie

    Jan 31, 2004
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    Would'nt she have been on to his BS when they hit the parking lot:confused:
     
  7. sparta49

    sparta49 F1 Veteran
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    The poor man was just trying to get laid. Do you have a Ferrari that you were so offended?
     
  8. agup48

    agup48 Two Time F1 World Champ

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    Hahaha, +1 :D :D
     
  9. essdime

    essdime Karting

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    there wouldnt be a car in the parking lot.... up here in canada, there is snow on the ground and no exotics on the road till spring.
     
  10. b-mak

    b-mak F1 Veteran

    Did you close the deal or did you go home alone?
     
  11. Nav

    Nav Rookie

    May 24, 2006
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    +1 on the cockblock.

    bud, he is on his way to the old age home, let him get his pecker wet a couple more times before it stops working.
     
  12. Gershwin

    Gershwin F1 Veteran

    Feb 21, 2005
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    Doesn't make a damn bit of difference. That fella in the bar was all hat and no cattle. He simply got owned and to the victor goes the spoils.
     
  13. rmk

    rmk Formula 3

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    +4 on the cockblock!
     
  14. Mike J

    Mike J Formula Junior

    May 10, 2005
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    Wow, you really showed him.
     
  15. ryalex

    ryalex Two Time F1 World Champ
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    +1 My first thought too!

    Dude couldn't bear to let an old guy try and score.
     
  16. darth550

    darth550 Six Time F1 World Champ
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    Some Karma coming your way! Better get some Astroglide cause you're gonna be jerking off for 69 days!
     
  17. darth550

    darth550 Six Time F1 World Champ
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    to add....

    The funny thing is this probably didn't even happen and he's just trying to endear himself to a bunch of Ferrari guys with a bluff of his own! :rolleyes:
     
  18. sparta49

    sparta49 F1 Veteran
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    You are probably right.
     
  19. essdime

    essdime Karting

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    Hey, were you the old man? I MUST be you.
    Oh, and dont put yourself on tooo high of a pedistal. You ( "a Ferrari guy that I am trying OH SO HARD to be cool with" ) are not the type that I would call a gentleman.
    If your comments are hateful, or just plain anoying, keep the SMALL hands off the keyboard and move along.
     
  20. Gershwin

    Gershwin F1 Veteran

    Feb 21, 2005
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    ah, I can see how the others at the bar got bored w/ you too; try not so hard.
     
  21. AntonyR

    AntonyR F1 Veteran

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    Right because a gentlemen would intrude in someone else discussion. Or perhaps a gentleman would "steal" another mans date?

    Im kinda lost with that..

    Antony
     
  22. UroTrash

    UroTrash Four Time F1 World Champ
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    I think easy dime needs to invest in a spell checker.
     
  23. mrfissa

    mrfissa Karting

    May 27, 2005
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    Excellent point Antony.

    These types of threads are hilarious. The thread will get out of hand and someone will cut it off.

    Cheers
     
  24. mrfissa

    mrfissa Karting

    May 27, 2005
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    I some parts cockblocking is fatal.
     
  25. 62 250 GTO

    62 250 GTO F1 Veteran

    Jan 9, 2004
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    And you are a "gentleman"? Your comments that night to the stranger weren't hateful, annoying? Learn how to spell then come back with a "kill" story about your Lambo/ Ferrari races.
     

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