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Can we post a sarcastic joke about the economy / bailout??!

Discussion in 'Other Off Topic Forum' started by Tom LaPointe, Oct 15, 2008.

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  1. Tom LaPointe

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    #1 Tom LaPointe, Oct 15, 2008
    Move the thread if you must, but I'd rather give my money to LOTTO so that *I* might win 50 mil, than give it to the government so leaders of failing companies wall street can get their 50 mil! It's nice that the government will limit CURRENT executive incomes to 500k (poverty), but the bailout keeps their stock value from collapsing, PLUS the 7 and 8 figures they banked the past few years.
     
  2. Darolls

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    #2 Darolls, Oct 15, 2008
    NOW NOW, aren't our tax dollars meant to provide wealth to the politicians and other fat cats!

    Where the hell is your patriotism??
     
  3. darth550

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    #3 darth550, Oct 16, 2008
    Conveniently moved to Dubai, out of our jurisdiction... ;)
     
  4. tundraphile

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    #4 tundraphile, Oct 16, 2008
    Are we to post jokes?

    In the past two weeks the floor traders have assumed two positions:
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  5. lambokid

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    #5 lambokid, Oct 16, 2008
    Whats the difference between money invested in the stock market and a pile of dead babies?




    I don't have the money anymore.


    I DARE you to come up with a more tasteless joke! :D
     
  6. PeterS

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    #6 PeterS, Oct 16, 2008
    OK.....What's grosser than a Wall Street broker jumping out of his 20th floor office window?
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    A Wall Street broker who jumps out the window and catches his eyelid on a nail:D
     
  7. lambokid

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    #7 lambokid, Oct 16, 2008
    well played
     
  8. PeterS

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    #8 PeterS, Oct 16, 2008
    Thanks! It was either that one or a spin on the Grandma slipping the tongue at the airport bit:D
     
  9. CraigFL

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    #9 CraigFL, Oct 17, 2008
    I know a broker who said the recent wall street disaster was worse than his last divorce....


    He lost half his net worth and he still has his wife....
     

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