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  1. darth550

    darth550 Six Time F1 World Champ
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    #1 darth550, Aug 31, 2004
    Two blondes were comparing notes concerning their latest boyfriends.

    The first said, "He took me to his condo in Ocean City and showed me
    all these expensive jewels. There was an emerald-cut diamond of at
    least five carats, a tennis bracelet of six carats, and even a wrist
    watch with eleven carats."

    "Impressive." said the second young thing.

    "Well... yes." the first agreed. "But the downside was that with all
    those carats, he expected me to behave like a rabbit."

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  2. PeterS

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    #2 PeterS, Aug 31, 2004
    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
     
  3. PeterS

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    #3 PeterS, Aug 31, 2004
    A 94 year old guy was in a restaurant and one of the waitresses bet his station waitress a hundred bucks she would not husstle the old geezer for a romp in the back room. His waitress approached his table and said "Would you like some super sex"? He looked around for a minute and in an old man's voice of that with his dentures out said " I'll have the soup"!
     
  4. darth550

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    #4 darth550, Aug 31, 2004
    HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

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  5. coolestkidever

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    #5 coolestkidever, Aug 31, 2004
    HEY I have a house in Ocean City, but no diamonds.
     
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    #6 62 250 GTO, Aug 31, 2004
    I live in a city by the ocean, but no diamonds.
     
  7. GTO84

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    #7 GTO84, Aug 31, 2004
    I live in an ocean by the diamond, but no city.
     
  8. 62 250 GTO

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    #8 62 250 GTO, Sep 1, 2004
    You must be wrinkly!
     
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    #9 Etcetera, Sep 1, 2004
    I live in a house made out of diamonds that has its own ocean!
     
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    #10 vvvmd, Sep 1, 2004
    What is the differance between a French kiss and an Australian kiss?
















    They are the same one is just down under
     

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