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Discussion in '308/328' started by Tim Wells, Feb 3, 2010.

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  1. Tim Wells

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    1985 QV on ebay. Seller with zero feedback says he'll sell it for 14,000 outright. Anyone seen that guys crack pipe???

    260547468321

    There's the auction item number.
     
  2. TheMayor

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    Wow something is wrong here. He could walk into any dealer today and get that if the car is what it claims to be.
     
  3. chas-3

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    It says "Accident or damage reported". Need to hear that part of the story. Ah, something about hitting a tree.
     
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  4. Maranelloborn

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    I sent him an email this morning nothing yet...
     
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  6. Jedi

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    VERY common scam on eBay - the "please email me before you bid" scam, where
    they will offer a car at a STUPID LOW price and try to get you to wire the money
    to them outside of eBay.

    It will be pulled VERY soon. A year ago there was a GLUT of such ads until they
    got wise and started pulling them the second they came up.

    DON'T CONTACT HIM, in case you're thinking of it....

    Jedi
     
  7. twright

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    The easiest way to find out if it is a scam, is to ask for a phone number so you can discuss the details.

    They will never give you a phone number.

    I don't know why, but I suspect that you will figure out something if they give you a Nigerian phone number!
     
  8. Dr Tommy Cosgrove

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    Didn't someone around here buy a 328 a few years back for near nothing on ebay and it was for real?

    Lots of us were kicking ourselves over that for the longest
     
  9. Azorf

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    Please do not bid in this auction. The pictures were stolen from an auction I ran back in sept.
     
  10. Maranelloborn

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    Here is the email I got back from him.....

    Hello,
    Thank you for your email and sorry for my late reply. First of all the car belonged to my father, he was the first and only owner and after he passed away 7 moths ago, he left the car to me. I can let you know that it has a clean US title, it has no scratches or dents, it has 31000 miles and it runs perfectly, I've took it for a drive before I left US and I didn't drove it since then. Anyway, I have all the receipts and documents for all the work that has been made on it. The car is now in Zagreb, Croatia with me and it is crated as I received it, when I've moved here 1 moth ago because I found a better job. I've tried to register it here but the taxes to make it street legal will be way to expensive so I've decided to sell it. The total price that you'll have to pay for this car is $14,000 US, price that includes the shipping taxes and the insurance. All of my transactions until now were made under eBay's protection and because of that I wish that we make this deal also with eBay's protection. If you agree with moving forward with the deal through eBay please email me your full name and shipping address. As soon as will I receive these information from you I will forward them to eBay along with the rest of the details in order for them to open a case regarding our deal. I am waiting for your email as soon as possible.
    Regards.
    ps: more photo available
     
  11. Champboat/Champcar

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    its a total Scam, Thats BS , they make a page it looks like Ebay, but its not, you lose your money and never get the car or here from them again, the bad thing is some people fall for it thinking , yeah I will use the Ebay protection plan , This guy deserves to be _________________________ ( fill in the blank )
     
  12. Dr Tommy Cosgrove

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    people still try this old trick?
     
  13. Robz328

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    Dr., I agree, it's a trick.

    It might be a real car, but there are several issues:
    1. the car is in Croatia (shipping cost: $180,000US!!!).
    2. the price is unreasonably low for the quality
    3. scams like this have a long history (I'm almost surprised the car isn't in Nigeria...more like buying a Russian bride, I guess)

    PS. tried to see more info on ebay...discontinued listing.

    BTW, Dr., what was the price on that legit 328? I actually bought one for a low price from ebay as well (27.5K). I'm having a lot of fun with it.
    Rob
     
  14. Maranelloborn

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    Well lets see how far we can take this.....

    I asked for the VIN on the car.
     
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    We happy yor better job in Crotia after only 1 moth. Better luck for your in the new better job. So sorry to hear your father gone 7 moths ago, he left you no money either no? Please contact FleaBay to notify of arrangement to return crate to Land of Opportunity.

    Too Funny!!!!!!
     
  16. Maranelloborn

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    Here is the VIN zffua13a3f0058607 he gave me....

    Funny how there are American cars in the back ground..

    Anyone recognize the photos

    _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
    Here it is the VIN so that you can check it : zffua13a3f0058607.Except the regular maintenance, you will find no problems with this car. You will probably find one single accident record, the car was forgot out of gear while parked and it did slide into a tree. A signal light was broken, nothing else. This happened in Wilbraham, in 2004 if I remember well.
    As I told you I will pay for shipping and all the taxes afferent to the shipping. As soon as the eBay gives me the OK, I will send you the car. The sale will be completed by the usage of the eBay . If you are sure about the purchase of this vehicle, you will have to make the payment directly to eBay. They will assure the funds into an eBay bank account. Immediately that they will receive the payment they will send me a notification and I will start the shipping. The car will arrive by water in 7 maximum 10 days and it will be at your disposal for 10 days to inspect it. If you will decide to buy the car after you have inspected it, only then you will notify eBay that they can release the payment to me. If you do not want to buy it you will ask the agent for full refund after you will return the vehicle to the shipping company. You will not be charged if you will return the vehicle. The shipping company will call you with one day before arriving to their nearest office from your location. You will have to go there and pick the car up. I will put along with the car: keys, title, all the receipts that I have from it, owner's manual,service manual and also a sale receipt signed at a legal attorney stating that I'm selling you this car. When it arrives to warehouse you will have to go there with your id (preferably 2 forms of identification) and sign for pickup. You don't have to pay any taxes, duties or so. If you are interested in buying it, please send me your full name and shipping address so that I can forward them at eBay so that they can set up a new case for our transaction.
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  17. Aurum

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    Maranelloborn, how much do you want for it? <hehe> ;) I kid!
     
  18. Maranelloborn

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    This thing is such a scam...... I just aske for his phone number, I'll see what he says.
     
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    yep...
    nobody in his right mind would ever offer anything like this



    this procedure simply does not exist !



    neither does this procedure ...



    yep...
    and on your arrival the whole staff at the shipping company will have a good lough :)



    in europe, we have those scumbags all over our car portals...
    unbelievable that obviously there are still people out there who lack even the slightest bit of common sense
     
  20. Maranelloborn

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    OMG.... I need to stop encourging this scum bag. I asked for his phone # so I could call him. Here is what he said....
    *********************************************************************
    I would have called you already to speed things up but I have a talking disability because I've suffered a tracheotomy surgery just 2 weeks ago and I'm not completely recovered. I hope this won't be matter and we will be able to complete this deal. It's very hard for me right now because I can't fully express my self to people around me but I hope the situation will come to normal very soon. Until then I hope that you will understand me and not pass on this because I have this temporarily disability.
    To be able to open the case with ebay, I will need the following informations:
    First name
    Last name
    Street name
    Street number
    City
    State
    Zip code
    Phone number
    As soon as I will receive these infos from you I will forward them to eBay and they will contact you in the shortest time with all details regarding this transaction.
    I will wait for your answer as soon as possible.
    Regards.
    *********************************************************************
     
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    I don't mean any offence by this but that statement is very appropriate. All you are accomplishing by going on with this guy is substantiating his scam. This scams are a dime a dozen.
     
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    Noooooooooo! Don't stop! This is way too much fun! The tracheotomy must have also affected his ability to type in proper english. Try to talk him down in price or tell him you want to fly to Serbia and meet his wonderful family and help him recover from all his misfortune.
     
  23. TheMayor

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    I filled it out for you:

    First name BARACK
    Last name OBAMA
    Street name PENNSYLVANIA AVE
    Street number 1600
    City WASHINGTON
    State DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA
    Zip code 20500
    Phone number 1-800-CALL-4FBI
     
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  24. Maranelloborn

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    I had to break it off it was way to weird...
     
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    He's playing the disability card!! This is rich!
     

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