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  1. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ

    Aug 3, 2002
    40,618
    California
    Full Name:
    Carbon McCoy
    This is one of the funniest jokes i've heard in a while... Had to share it... It's called Canada...


    A man in a Florida supermarket tries to buy half a head of lettuce. The very young produce assistant tells him that they sell only whole heads of lettuce. The man persists so the boy says he'll ask his manager about it.

    Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager, "Some ass hole wants to buy half a head of lettuce." As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "And this gentleman has kindly offered to buy the other half."

    The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way. Later the manager said to the boy, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from, son?"

    "Canada, sir," the boy replied.

    "Well, why did you leave Canada?" the manager asked.

    The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but whores and hockey players up there."

    "Really?" said the manager. "My wife is from Canada."

    "No ****?" replied the boy, "Who'd she play for?"
     
  2. VROOM!!!

    VROOM!!! Formula 3

    Feb 11, 2004
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    Armen
    lolllll. That was pretty good!
     

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