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Discussion in 'Canada' started by MS250, Jul 5, 2011.

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  1. Fave

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  2. starboy444

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    I thought you would've ended up with Brokeback Mountain. :D:D
     
  3. MS250

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    What movie is that ?

    Never heard of it....when was it popular ?
     
  4. starboy444

    starboy444 F1 Veteran

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    A few years ago.. its a great love story, I'm sure you'll enjoy it.
     
  5. MS250

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    OK we all know that birds , storks that is , bring babies , but here is a quiz .....If white birds bring white babies and black birds bring black babies , what kind of bird brings NO babies ?







































































    A Swallow !
     
  6. bernardo66

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    Should I ban you for bumping the thread? Or for telling one of those "it's funny cuz it's true" jokes? :)
     
  7. MS250

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    Slow day at the office Bernie ?
     
  8. bernardo66

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    I don't work in an office. I toil in a cubicle.
     
  9. MS250

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    Anything worth peaking your head up for without HR being called ,Or is it a sausage fest environment ?
     
  10. bernardo66

    bernardo66 The Crazy Cat Man
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    Yup. Some very nice tail at the office. And no worries about HR. Don't forget, I'm in Montreal. If you don't ogle the ladies, they'll just assume you're a poofter.
     
  11. whupwhup

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    How come Italian's don't like Jehovah witnesses?

    They don't like any witnesses
     
  12. ferrarilover

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    LIKE IT

    LOL
     
  13. bernardo66

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    You didn't see nuttin!!!!!
     
  14. MS250

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    Wise Italian Grandfather

    An old Italian man in Brooklyn is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside, "Guido, I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated ...38 revolver so you will always remember me."

    "But grandpa, I really don't like guns.. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"

    "You lissina me, boy! Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos. "

    "Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man. "Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'Times up!' "?

    O, bacala
     
  15. bernardo66

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  16. Fave

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    How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb?






    LET'S RIDE BIKES !
     
  17. bernardo66

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  18. whupwhup

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    Man died when his wife suffocated him with her breasts.

    Police are calling it a motorboating accident.
     
  19. AceMaster

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    OK, I've been thinking about this for a while now and I still don't it??
     
  20. Fave

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    Don't get it?

    motorboat
    v. int. The act of pushing one's face in between two ample breasts, and rocking one's head side to side very rapidly while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brrr" sound.

    n. The sound produced when doing a motorboat.
     
  21. AceMaster

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    Ok....i've never heard that expression before. Thanks for the explanation, now it makes sense.
     
  22. whupwhup

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    Thanks Fave, appreciate the help ;)
     
  23. Fave

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