Caption Competition

As requested by Aircon, a picture from the Perth rally opening dinner... submit your captions below

 

ya see, when the gasket doesn't line up you get leaks

it's either that or "stop scratching my arse PP"

 

I can't think of a caption, but who seated them on the same table?

I can see another F-Chatter in the photo too......

 

errr ok.........

let me just get this straight here,

aircon is the dude on the left?

and ff is the dude on the right?

oh dear.......

 

not tonigh honey...i left the packet in melb

i then hear you all say........oh dear

giddy up

 

correct.

 

hm....phil always blushes with excitement when he's close to me. how cute.

 

I thought his blood pressure always went up like that around you

 

what about........."phew peter, what the hell did you have for breakfast. You need to see a doctor"

 

good grief... can you IMAGINE being peepees doctor...

If any of his orifices leaked slippery fluids after a visit, he'd write pages of crap throwing blame around all over the place, only to find that the doctor didn't even go near the orifice that was the cause of the major fluid leak, and the fluid leak that he was complaining about was no more than a common runny nose....

 

Naturally you'd like people to believe that.

I still maintain that you gave totally NIL after sales service, that you have a big blabber mouth and an over inflated opinion of yourself.

Nothing worse than a mechanic who can't admit when they make a mistake and who is constantly upselling. People sell their cars because of people like you....I keep mine to spite people like you.

Despite that, we still accept you in this community because that's just the type of loving, caring and sharing people we are.

 

Oh yeah, FF (and when I call you that it doesn't stand for ferrarifixer btw) if you'd like me to go all over the details of what you did to me, please, just give me an excuse. I never get sick of telling people

 

Thanks Peepee, that was like shooting fish in a barrell... a double post from you!!

Bullseye.

I'm happy with the way I dealt with you, then and now.

 

Yes...i could have done it in one....but I'm trying to up my post count.

Just so you know, you can have as many digs as me as you like...it's what we do here....but ANY time you try and make the oil leaks you caused and left me with for 13 months before finally fixing them under threat of a law suit sound like they were petty, or I made them up or exaggerated them or WHATEVER, you can bet I'm going to bring the whole thing up again...anywhere, anytime. It's in your best interests to make it sound like I was going on about nothing, but everyone here knows what happened....it's all been documented and independently verified

The proof of your lack of intelligence is that YOU keep brining it up to remind people. Not too smart at all, really. Get over it.

 

Phil protests as Peter tries a "one cheek sneak" after eating Mexican food for lunch...

 

haha...very funny

 

Peter
Forget the caption. What exactly WERE you doing to Phil in the pic??

 

...and Phil, why are you trying to disguise the fact that you were enjoying what ever Peter was doing immensely?

 

are you still trying to get your post count up ?

 

am I that transparent?

 

yes
not that there's anything wrong with that

 

You're not doing badly yourself

 

well done on breaking (or braking as the yanks would do - they just can't seem to get that right) 2000.

I think I will get Rob to add my posts from the original Fchat, you newbie you

 

oh yeah, forgot that bit.

At worst.. I failed to effect a lasting repair to an existing leak from the cam covers.

And we all know the REAL leak was the sump, which you STILL KEEP FORGETTING ABOUT....

ahh peepee, you're comical. How can anyone be so repeatedly wrong....

 

Guys
You have your own thread for this stuff
http://www.ferrarichat.com/forum/showthread.php?t=53331