"Billy, (cleverly disguised as a tree) moved closer to the goal line. What he didn't notice was the kid behind him who was looking for a place to relieve himself..."
Why would you want to polish the rain forest? Is this a Mommy Dearest reference? "If your going to polish the floor, you have to move the tree"?
Exactly Emil. Thank you for drilling to the heart of the issue. Apparently these guys don't understand we're talking major splinters here !!