winner gets nothing, have fun!
Keith:"...So I was sweet talkin this cute chick on the beach in St. Lucia. Her name was Lana. She was so hot! So I give her my ultra-sexy wink and best gangsta voice say 'hey babe, let's go back to my crib.' She smiles and says to me 'OK, but let me ask my mom first' ".
John Li: "Wow, Keith is just so sexy when he talks." Keith: "I know, but I do not swing that way John."
"I saw Hubert in the shower at the gym and he was 5x this big..." "Get the **** out!" "No, serious -- 5x THIS BIG" "Whoa..."