I clearly need more sleep. If Carbon had a twin brother, would he be a Carbon Copy? If he has a son, can't be Carbon Junior, he'd have to be Carbon Copy McCoy, II. And finally, before he could have the son, he'd have to get married, before that he'd have to start Carbon dating. I don't even want to talk about Carbon residue on his exhaust pipe. Or adding Carbon fiber to his diet. Geez, I need a life. Yo, Carbon, wassup? Long time no talk to. Dave M.
LOL...! Good morning, Dave... Everything okay...? If i were a DJ, would you listen to Radio Carbon...? If i worked for Valance, would you buy my Carbon Composites...?
EEEEWWWWW. If in the process of leaving that residue on the exhaust pipe, one piece of rust falls off, would that piece be Carbon MON-oxide?
The women i'm fortunate enough to court are of the highest calibre in terms of standards, among many other things... When it comes to courtship, quality is eons above quantity...
In the words of Da Ladies Man.... "I am tired of meeting tese trashy hoes at the bus stop, I want to meet a nice, classy...hoe at the bus stop"
Carbon baby, I should set you up with my sister, she is normally a loser magnet. If you drink Blatz and wear a tether, she's all over ya. Ahhhhhh.....not that you fit that profile, I guess.
OK... I'll lower myself in the hope that this is a saying in the US too, ....but Carbon is the 'Real McCoy'.
you can blame your dry-streak on low-carb diet fads. don't worry, that Atkins guy will die and you'll be back on the ladies' menu. mostly fat chicks though.