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Carbon McCoy Revelation

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  1. dm_n_stuff

    dm_n_stuff Four Time F1 World Champ
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    Dave M.
    I clearly need more sleep.

    If Carbon had a twin brother, would he be a Carbon Copy?

    If he has a son, can't be Carbon Junior, he'd have to be Carbon Copy McCoy, II.

    And finally, before he could have the son, he'd have to get married, before that he'd have to start Carbon dating.

    I don't even want to talk about Carbon residue on his exhaust pipe.

    Or adding Carbon fiber to his diet.

    Geez, I need a life.

    Yo, Carbon, wassup? Long time no talk to.

    Dave M.
     
  2. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ
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    LOL...! Good morning, Dave... Everything okay...?

    If i were a DJ, would you listen to Radio Carbon...? If i worked for Valance, would you buy my Carbon Composites...? :)
     
  3. writerguy

    writerguy F1 Veteran

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    and if there is a woman with REALLY low standards out there it is CARBON DATING...
     
  4. jimpo1

    jimpo1 Two Time F1 World Champ
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    EEEEWWWWW.

    If in the process of leaving that residue on the exhaust pipe, one piece of rust falls off, would that piece be Carbon MON-oxide?
     
  5. jimpo1

    jimpo1 Two Time F1 World Champ
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    She's out there, and she has a great personality!
     
  6. darth550

    darth550 Six Time F1 World Champ
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    They all do, right? ;)
     
  7. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ
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    The women i'm fortunate enough to court are of the highest calibre in terms of standards, among many other things... When it comes to courtship, quality is eons above quantity... :)
     
  8. jimpo1

    jimpo1 Two Time F1 World Champ
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    Is that another way of saying the more the cushion the less the pushin'? :D
     
  9. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ
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    LOL, no, it means i'm very selective about who i date... :)
     
  10. FarmerDave

    FarmerDave F1 World Champ
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    That's what I say when I'm in a slump too. :D j/k
     
  11. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ
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    ROTFLMAO...!!!
     
  12. Etcetera

    Etcetera Two Time F1 World Champ
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    Too many carbihydrates make you fat...or pregnant.
     
  13. PassionIsFerrari

    PassionIsFerrari Formula 3

    Aug 15, 2004
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    In the words of Da Ladies Man....
    "I am tired of meeting tese trashy hoes at the bus stop,
    I want to meet a nice, classy...hoe at the bus stop"
     
  14. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ
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    Youy gfuys are hgiulariuous...
     
  15. Jerrari

    Jerrari F1 Veteran

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    Carbon baby, I should set you up with my sister, she is normally a loser magnet. If you drink Blatz and wear a tether, she's all over ya. Ahhhhhh.....not that you fit that profile, I guess.
     
  16. LittleBro

    LittleBro Formula 3

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    OK... I'll lower myself in the hope that this is a saying in the US too, ....but Carbon is the 'Real McCoy'.
     
  17. ashsimmonds

    ashsimmonds F1 World Champ

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    you can blame your dry-streak on low-carb diet fads. don't worry, that Atkins guy will die and you'll be back on the ladies' menu. mostly fat chicks though.
     
  18. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ
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    i'm a horrible sustenance... :)
     

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