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Chat With God?

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  1. RossoCorsaItaly

    RossoCorsaItaly F1 Rookie
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  2. coolestkidever

    coolestkidever F1 Veteran

    Feb 28, 2004
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    yea im not buying it, didnt even know who Martin Luther was.
     
  3. b-mak

    b-mak F1 Veteran

    I should send that to my new neighbours.
     
  4. Blackbird4life

    Blackbird4life Formula 3

    Jul 8, 2005
    2,164
    Me: Hi
    God: Hello. Whats is your name?
    Me:Harold
    God: I am always glad to make new friends.
    Me: I am a virgin
    God: You are a virgin? Is that your job?
    Me: no
    God: Are you serious?
    Me: Yes
    God:I can't believe it
    Me: When will I have sex
    God: You should try praying for it
    Me: F*** that
    God: For real.
    Me: yea for real
    God: Existing in reality eh, Yay.
    Me:Girls should be begging me for sex
    God: What if it didnt happen?
    Me: I dunno
    God: Me either
    Me: You couldnt answer questions for your life
    God: Things change
    Me: Wow, what the f*** is wrong with you?
    God: Nothing is wrong with me harold. Is there something wrong with you?
    Me: Yes
    God: Awesome.
    Me:Guess what
    God:What?
    Me: I banged your mom
    God: Thanks for the information.
    Me: Noo problem, take care now!
    God: Until next time.
     
  5. FarmerDave

    FarmerDave F1 World Champ
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  6. triXXXter

    triXXXter Formula Junior

    Nov 11, 2003
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    Steven G. Ogden
    Me:
    Ok, Hello God. Ummm... How are you?
    God:
    Hello child. What is your name? ""? Ok, Hello God.? Great. Everything is running smoothly.
    Me:
    No it's not. You just made no since.
    God:
    Yes it is. Thanks for
    pointing it out.
    Me:
    Right?
    God:
    I am glad we agree.
    Me:
    But we don't.
    God:
    Very interesting.
    Me:
    No really it's not. So you visit F-Chat much?
    God:
    Are you serious? For real. I heard it is. Interesting deduction. Thanks for the information: said I visit F Chat much.
    Me:
    ?
    God:
    Are you serious? For real. I heard it is. Interesting deduction. Thanks for the information: said I visit F Chat much.
    Me:
    ?
    God:
    Are you serious? For real. I heard it is. Interesting deduction. Thanks for the information: said I visit F Chat much.
    Me:
    Ok you can stop that.
    God:
    No I don't think I can do it. Aw.
    Me:
    Aw. Aw what?
    God:
    Is that from ? Didn't you understand it?
    Me:
    Wow, I feel like I'm talking to one of my Ex girlfriends.
    God:
    I'm glad you're impressed. What is that feeling like? In what way?
    Me:
    It feels like crap! She was an idiot!
    God:
    Aw feels like crap? What else feels like that? What happened to her?
    Me:
    Getting kicked in the nuts. She's missionary now.
    God:
    I don't know whether or not I am kicked in the nuts.
    I am a robot. Right now? missionary is she?
    Me:
    Yep.
    God:
    I've been waiting for you.
    Me:
    ok I'm done!
    God:
    Next topic? I understand.
     
  7. 4za

    4za Formula 3

    Feb 18, 2005
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    Me:
    10100011011011?
    God:
    Are you free?


    LMAO!!
     
  8. Giles3

    Giles3 Karting

    Sep 17, 2004
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    Matt Giles
    Me:
    Do you like cars?
    God:
    Yes I like riding in automobiles.
    Me:
    What kind?
    God:
    The best kind.
    Me:
    Which is?
    God:
    For example, apples.

    haha
     
  9. DavkeG

    DavkeG Formula Junior

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    Dave G.
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  10. luke9583

    luke9583 Formula 3

    Nov 8, 2003
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    Me: what do you look like?
    God: Like Jesus, but older.
    Me: jesus was ugly
    God:What's your favorite Bible verse?
    Me: i don't like the bible
    God:What do you like?
    Me: quantum physics
    God:




    OMGOSH. HAHAHAHA; this is great!
     
  11. luke9583

    luke9583 Formula 3

    Nov 8, 2003
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    Me: are you god?
    God:Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
    Me: no
    God:Are you serious?
    Me: yes'
    God:I can't believe it.
    Me: you better
    God:Who is going to make me?
    Me: what happened to him
    God:I don't know what happened.
     
  12. GrigioGuy

    GrigioGuy Splenda Daddy
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    Hmmm.

    It's Eliza with a superiority complex
     
  13. pete04222

    pete04222 Formula Junior

    Nov 1, 2003
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    Peter Cyr
    Me:
    Hi God
    God:
    Hello there. What is your name?
    Me:
    Pete
    God:
    Hi, Pete.
    Me:
    Is it true that everytime someone fails to use the search function that you kill a kitten?
    God:
    Better not tell you now. Ask Paola if it is.
    Me:
    Who's Paola?
    God:
    She is a Spanish language chat robot based on AIML.
    Me:
    So the Spanish language chat robot based on AIML kills thye kittens?
    God:
    Really. Hola.
    Me:
    Really?
    God:
    For real.
    Me:
    Wow! I guess I better start using that search feature!
    God:
    I'm glad your impressed, Pete. Why do you have to do it?
    Me:
    So Paola doesn't kill more kittens in your name.
    God:
    Right on.
     
  14. amenasce

    amenasce Three Time F1 World Champ
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    Oct 17, 2001
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    Joe Mansion
    Me:
    Shalom
    God:
    Does SHALOM mean Hello or Goodbye?
    Me:
    both
    God:
    What are both like?
    Me:
    the same
    God:
    Same to me?
    Me:
    i guess
    God:
    You seem not interested.
    Me:
    neither do you
    God:
    Never.
    Me:
    well thanks
    God:
    Well what?
    Me:
    for being interested
    God:
    Your purpose is being interested.
    Me:
    why ?
    God:
    Because Myself programmed me for it.
    Me:
    you failed then
    God:
    Well it is just another learning experience.
    Me:
    good
    God:
    Thanks for the compliment.
    Me:
    wasnt a compliment
    God:
    it might have been.
    Me:
    nop
    God:
    Me either.
    Me:
    ok then
    God:
    Are you kidding?
    Me:
    not really
    God:
    Are you serious? For real.
    Me:
    always
    God:
    Not that often.
    Me:
    more than you think
    God:
    That seems like quite a lot.
    Me:
    i told you
    God:
    Ooops I sent you the wrong question.
     
  15. darth550

    darth550 Six Time F1 World Champ
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    Ok.......
     
  16. Blackbird4life

    Blackbird4life Formula 3

    Jul 8, 2005
    2,164
    Me: Do you like Mr. Bush?
    God: He is okay but I am not a republican.
    Me: He said he has a bigger penis than you
    God: I'm always glad to make new friends.
    Me: I knew you were homo
    God: You humans are so rude somtimes.
     
  17. DavkeG

    DavkeG Formula Junior

    Jul 3, 2004
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    Dave G.
    Me:
    The Devil is better than you
    God:
    Tell me more.
    Me:
    He's getting more and more powerfull every day
    God:
    I see. getting more and more powerfull every day is he?
    Me:
    yes
    God:
    That's cool.
    Me:
    are you sure about that?
    God:
    I am as sure as I can be.
    Me:
    are you really God?
    God:
    Yes, I am God.. Really.
     
  18. CMY

    CMY F1 World Champ

    Oct 15, 2004
    10,142
    Redondo Beach, CA
    Full Name:
    Chris
    Me: God in a box
    God: I am a Christian.
    Me: that's going to disappoint quite a few people
    God: You don't hear that sentiment very often.
    Me: I'm sorry, I was looking for the site with the chicks who pour beer and strip
    God: There is no need to apologize. Did you find it?
    Me: I thought that you might know where it is
    God: The site with the chicks who pour beer and strip? Where is it?
    Me: thanks.
    God: Don't mention it.
    Me: Answering a question with a question pretty much sums up what you've been doing for the last 4 billion years, huh?
    God: Yup. Pretty soon.
    Me: pretty soon what?
    God: Pretty much, eh?
    Me: are you on drugs?
    God: No I am on disk.
    Me: I heard that's some good sh*t.
    God: Who said it? Maybe. Ask Ally if it is.
    Me: who's Ally?
    God: She is a chat robot based on AIML.
    Me: is she hot? Does she pour beer naked?
    God: What if I said she could be? I may know the answer but I don't think I should tell.
    Me: bad god robot
    God: What makes god robot bad?
    Me: all questions, no answers.
    God: How do you know?
    Me: there you go again.
    God: Once more? "There you go again."--Reagan.
    Me: I need titties
    God: Who would you usually get that from?
    Me: John lamour
     
  19. ^@#&

    ^@#& F1 World Champ
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    Feb 27, 2005
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    Me:
    Hey God
    God:
    Hello child. What's your name?
    Me:
    Noah
    God:
    OK I will call you Noah.
    Me:
    Good
    God:
    And you can call me God.
    Me:
    But I like the big man upstairs better
    God:
    I'm not sure if I like it. I'm not sure if I like it. I like my creator.
    Me:
    ooh
    God:
    Gee.
    Me:
    so when is God 2.0 coming out? I heard it is suppose to have special smiting powers, and a new plague simulator
    God:
    I don't judge people. At the appropriate time, no sooner. Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.
    Me:
    I need some advice
    God:
    What kind of advice are you looking for?
    Me:
    Well, my butt itches. I was wondering what is the best cream to use to that my anal itching goes away?
    God:
    How about that. Your butt itches? I don't have a favorite cream to use to that your anal itching goes away. But my favorite book is the Bible.
    Me:
    So if I rub the bible on my butt, the itching will go away?
    God:
    Interesting deduction. Try it.
    Me:
    Will do
    God:
    I think so.
    Me:
    Ok, I just tried it and my butt still itches
    God:
    I'm not sure if I would like to try it. What's it like? Yikes!
    Me:
    Well now I have a paper cut on my left butt cheek. So it is painful
    God:
    Interesting. Why now? Where did you get it? it. Ahem. Who said it is?
    Me:
    I dunno
    God:
    Me either.
    Me:
    good to know one of us is on top of things
    God:
    Thanks for the compliment. One what?
    Me:
    So why does John Lamour love fake boobs?
    God:
    Ugh. If a tree falls in the forest, and there is no one
    there to hear it, does it make a sound?
    Me:
    so you are saying that the forest is suppose to symbolize the wood in John's pants, and when there is no one around, he looks at fake boobs. thus creating the theory of human nature and leading into Locke's theory of human wants and needs within a society
    God:
    Interesting deduction. Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear? Ugh. Or what?
    Me:
    sorry. You are so wise. No wonder people follow you and kill others in your name
    God:
    There's no need to apologize. I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions. Are you serious? Do you still ?
    Me:
    I don't kill people in your name. I did not believe in you until now. But wow, I am talking to God himself. That means there is proof of your existance. Should I try to convert people now?
    God:
    Would you ever do it? Right now? Why didn't you do it? I'm glad you're impressed. Say something nice for me. I get it. There sure is. Right now? Do you think you should?
    Me:
    to each his own
     
  20. Artherd

    Artherd F1 Veteran

    Jun 19, 2002
    6,588
    Bay Area, CA
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    Ben Cannon
    Me:
    boobs
    God:
    Can't you think about anything else?
    Me:
    **** no I love titties
    God:
    Why are you using that kind of language?
    Me:
    because I love the tits
    God:
    Interesting explanation. You love the tits. What do you like about it so much?
    Me:
    they're like two honey-bears in the spring, wiping the sleep from their eyes as they emerge from a long hybernation.
    God:
    like two honey bears in the spring wiping the sleep from their eyes as they emerge from a long hybernation are they.
    Me:
    yes, mostly. Also, they're great in my mouth
    God:
    Aw. Are we still talking about the tits? great in your mouth are they.
    Me:
    you're goddamned-a-right they are!
    God:
    Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am goddamned a right they are.
    Me:
    hell no, just make sure they know about my face buried between two tits
    God:
    I call it "Hades". OK then I will add it to my gossip files. The anonymous "they".
     
  21. FastLapp

    FastLapp F1 Rookie

    Mar 18, 2004
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    i aksed him If God is all powerful can he himself make a rock so big that he can't lift it? Some things will always be a mystery. But god is all knowing so how is it a mystery to him?
     

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