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  1. PeterS

    PeterS Five Time F1 World Champ
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    #1 PeterS, Dec 19, 2005
    1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

    2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are

    3. Amnesia --- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas

    4. Narcissistic---Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

    5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Storesand Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and ...

    6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me

    7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

    8. Full Personality Disorder-- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

    9. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells...

    10. Agoraphobia --- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House

    11. Senile Dementia --- Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles from My House in My Slippers and Robe

    12. Oppositional Defiant Disorder --- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House

    13. Social Anxiety Disorder --- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas while I Sit Here and Hyperventilate
     
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    #2 ^@#&, Dec 19, 2005
    i have this hilarious book of dysfunctional family christmas carols
     
  3. TinaDK

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    #3 TinaDK, Dec 19, 2005
    *LOOL*
     
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    #4 Fan512bbi, Dec 19, 2005
    That is one of the funniest things i have seen in a long time :D
     
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    #5 wax, Dec 19, 2005
    (sung to the tune of Deck the Halls)
    Fill the House


    Fill the house with jubilation!
    fa la la la la la la la la
    Billy Bob is on probation
    Fa la la la la la la la la
    Ellie slept with brother Chester!
    Fa la la la la la la la la
    Now she's in her 3rd trimester
    Fa la la la la la la la la
    Give a cheer--we're all together
    Fa la la la la la la la la
    Claire is into whips and leather
    Fa la la la la la la la la
    Roy has formed his own milita
    Fa la la la la la la la la
    Clem's a pimp for cousin Tric
    Fa la la la la la la la la
    gather round and give a blessing
    Fa la la la la la la la la
    Uncle Fred is still cross-dressing
    Fa la la la la la la la la
    Jeff is on the floor with Donna
    Fa la la la la la la la la
    Stoned on home-grown marijuana
    Fa la la la la la la la la
    Join our Christmas celebration--
    Fa la la la la la la la la
    Make our house your destination--
    Fa la la la la la la la la
    Every year's a real humdinger--
    Fa la la la la la la la la
    Catch us soon on Jerry Springer
    Fa la la la la la la la la
     
  6. jungathart

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    #6 jungathart, Dec 19, 2005
    W.V. 's official state carol.:D
     

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