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Chuck vs. Chucky

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  1. wax

    wax Five Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa

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    Who would win?

    I say Chucky will make Child's Play of Chuck - 'cause Chucky's nearly as tall... and immortal.
     
    wax, Dec 17, 2005
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  2. coolestkidever

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    Chuck Norris doesnt sleep. He waits.
     
    coolestkidever, Dec 17, 2005
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    the beard is a licensed weapon.
     
    jungathart, Dec 17, 2005
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    ok imagine Chucky Norris!!!! a cute little doll that says "I love you, want to play?" and then does a round-house kick to the face, grows a beard of steel-wool, and stabs them repeatedly whilst chanting passages from the Necronomicon.
     
    ashsimmonds, Dec 17, 2005
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  5. Alex_V

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    Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
     
    Alex_V, Dec 17, 2005
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    Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
     
    Alex_V, Dec 17, 2005
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  7. quartermaster

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    Good prevails over evil. Chuck would win decisively.
     
    quartermaster, Dec 18, 2005
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    The beard makes Chuck impermeable to Chucky. Common sense.
     
    Little Joe, Dec 19, 2005
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