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  1. UroTrash

    UroTrash Four Time F1 World Champ Consultant Owner

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    As a member of PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals) I feel its always my duty to throw some Bratwurst on the grill when ever I grill steaks. So last night I pick up a pack of brats, only to discover (at home) they have chedder cheese in them. What a crock, I think.... How wrong is that?

    So I grill them, and my Lord, they are unbelievable! I think a shortened life, an MI and a stroke would be a fair trade off for these Brats, UNBELIEVABLY GOOD!
     
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  2. Ferrari_UK

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    Just think. Does your doctor smoke ?

    :)
     
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  3. UroTrash

    UroTrash Four Time F1 World Champ Consultant Owner

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    Are you crazy? I don't go to a doctor!
     
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  4. Ferrari_UK

    Ferrari_UK Formula 3

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    I wonder if doctors diagnose themselves ?

    Do hairdressers cut their own hair ?
     
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  5. UroTrash

    UroTrash Four Time F1 World Champ Consultant Owner

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    I did my own vasectomy. No joke.
     
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  6. Ferrari_UK

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  7. Schatten

    Schatten F1 World Champ Owner

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    thanks. I just wanted to quote this one for my sig. geeesh, real or joke, it's the funniest thing I heard today.
     
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  8. UroTrash

    UroTrash Four Time F1 World Champ Consultant Owner

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    I'm a cheap SOB. I change my own oil and rotate my own tires. you think I'd farm out a little operation?
     
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  9. Schatten

    Schatten F1 World Champ Owner

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    As a DIY'er myeslf, I know what you mean. But given your profession, and hearing how the procedure goes, I'm quite sure it is doable. I just wouldn't want to do it myself. Still...funny.
     
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  10. UroTrash

    UroTrash Four Time F1 World Champ Consultant Owner

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    Well, either that or deliver my b@lls to my cross town rival and trust him to be careful.... not a chance!!
     
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  11. Ferrari0324

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    I'm dying over here, you guys are hilarious. How do I put a quote in my signature? I need to quote Uro's first line "as a member of peta..." One of the funniest things i've ever heard.
     
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  12. Schatten

    Schatten F1 World Champ Owner

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    Brandon, gotta subscribe first! =)
     
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  13. Varenne

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    Not only that, but you gotta pay the big bucks for Rossa too.

    I guess I'm just another silver 'tightwad' <sigh>, no sig for me yet.


    Back to the subject -I've had brats like that too - love 'em.
     
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    Under extreme circumstances, on a mountainside, without anesthesia?


    All jokes aside, red meat is really bad for you. I became a vegetarian and quit smoking 20 yrs. ago. Heart disease runs strong in my family.

    Dad: Heart attack at age 45, died at 47. I've topped his lifespan by 8 years now.
    Mom: Died 24 hours after triple bypass, age 77.

    If you're going to dance, you've got to pay the band, eventually.
     
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  15. ArtS

    ArtS F1 World Champ Owner Silver Subscribed

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    Forget about the MI. I'm still stuck on the vasectomy. I hope you didn't flinch.
     
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    I'm not a man but even that made me flinch:)
     
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    Suture self.


    Gawd, I crack myself up.
     
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  18. UroTrash

    UroTrash Four Time F1 World Champ Consultant Owner

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    :):):):):):):):):)
    :):):):):):):):):)
     
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  19. FarmerDave

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    Groooaaaaannn......

    :D
     
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  20. gentry

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    da dum TA!
     
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  21. Jdubbya

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    You crack me up too!!
    Good Gawd that's the best laugh I've had in a while!!!
    Good thing I wasn't drinking my coffee when I read it!
     
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  22. Horsefly

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    Did you stare at a photo of Janet Reno for 5 minutes straight?
     
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  23. 285ferrari

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    Urotrash---So what kind of brats were they?
     
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  24. darth550

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    Lets make this a "Gutbomb" contest...

    Johnnie's Pastrami

    DL
     
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  25. 62 250 GTO

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    I have colitis and I have been on 3,000mg of Amoxicillin and Clavulin per day for a week and a half. I'm locked up tighter than an alter boys arse. {I've gained about 8 lbs.} I only use the bathroom to brush my teeth now. When my "Gutbomb" drops, I'll take a picture for you. Too bad I'll need all three toilets to catch it.

    Moral of this story: choose your words carefully!

    O yes, pictures on the way.
     
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