Condoms (over the counter)

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  1. MS250

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    So, who here feels uncomfortable buying condoms at there local store ? or any store for that matter ? And aside from Lamour buying the Jr size, anyone buy the ribbed ones?

    Personally I dont use condoms.....Dont need them, I never get it !! lol !!

    After all, I have been married for over 10 yrs.
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  3. CMY

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  4. shiggins

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    Not me. I'll buy them for you. I used to buy them for my roomates in college. Now, buying 5 packs of condoms at the same time, that's some fun stuff!
  5. MarkPDX

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  6. Bryan

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    My sister-in-law is a pharmacist. Whenever a guy asked for condoms (remember, most of them are already nervous dealing with a female), she asks "Large or small?" She sold more boxes of 12, versus 6, than the rest of the store combined...
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  9. darth550

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    Don't you think it's about time you threw them away? :)
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    If it's any consolation, you just may end up as the 1 millionth customer!!! :D:D:D:D
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  11. Dom

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    Occasionally, my wife goes on holiday from the pill. When that happens, I just order them by mail:

    MarkPDX: Yes, though not that one, but a similar one. It's called the screaming O, and yes, it is a very appropriate name (also have seen it sold under the name "pleasurering").
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  13. MarkPDX

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  14. Artherd

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    I once bought a 6-pack of Champagne, and a funnel, on a dare.

    so, no.
  15. wax

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    For a snug fit, I prefer Glad Tall Kitchen Drawstring Bags
  16. Bimmerista

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    Self-checkout is a wonderful thing :D
  17. OC Speed Junkie

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    I once dared a friend on mine to go into the grocery store and buy a thick handled broom, Magnums, big bottle of scented lube, and a Men's muscle magazine.
    I ended up having to pay out. But he ran into one of his mothers friends in the checkout line. :)

    If you need them asap and feel nervous about buying them in the store, you can always use self checkout.
  18. jsa330

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    My wife used to buy them because I wouldn't after a young female clerk giggled at me when I bought them; a couple of times she got stuck with a "price check" where the clerk held them up and waved them around.

    I see the boxes of "Magnums" behind locked glass when I go to the pharmacy...even if I needed them, I just wouldn't quite know how to go about asking.
  19. judge4re

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    That's nothing.

    Buy tampons and Visine and ask the check out girl "does this really get the red out?"

    Even better, do it sober...
  20. FarmerDave

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  21. XR4Tim

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    FWIW, condoms are one of the most frequently shoplifted items from grocery stores. Maybe it's due te embarrasment, or maybe guys just like to feel "naughty" before they get it on.
  22. justhrowit

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    The last I heard was Preperation H was the #1 shop lifted item.

    Back on topic.....My fiance has taken a break from the pill once in a while. I just buy them from the store! I've never been embarrased to buy them. I rarely have to, but when I do I usually get the polyurathane (sp) condoms.

  23. MrScarface

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    You should not feel embarrased. When I was in high school, I worked as a sacker at a grocery store. You would be amazed at the strange combination of things people buy. Condoms by themselves, or with a normal cart of groceries were no big deal. I would see that every day. I saw people buy some really weird combo of items which obviously were going to be used to put in human orifices. THINK: salad tongs and KY Jelly.
  24. tbakowsky

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    as Joke in my younger days..We went to the counter with a box of condoms, vasilean (sp?) and tweezers. The look on the girls face at the counter was priceless...

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    I don't see what there is to be embarrassed about? If anything at least your using them and not going to contract some african dick wilting disease. Maybe I just don't care, but i've bought tampons and **** for my g/f as well, it's not that big of a deal.

    Best thing i've seen yet, waiting in line at a local mini-mart/gas station, guy in front of us is buying a box of midol, tampons, and at the last second runs over and grabs a couple porno mags. He knew right there he wasn't gettin any action for a while. The girl behind the counter just about died of laughter when he walked out the door.
  26. shiggins

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    ^yup. If anything, you should feel more embarrased seeing a doctor because you dick was black and falling off.
  27. redhead

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    You buy shit for your g/f? Interesting. I just give mine some.

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