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Couple 'o jokes to get you in Thanksgiving mood!-----

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  1. tonyh

    tonyh F1 World Champ
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    Dec 23, 2002
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    Tony H
    Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the
    pearly
    gates. "In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must
    each
    possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

    The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter.
    He
    flicked it on. "It represents a candle," he said.

    "You may pass through the pearly gates," Saint Peter said.

    The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.
    He
    shook them and said, "They're bells."

    Saint Peter said, "You may pass through the pearly gates."

    The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and
    finally
    pulled out a pair of women's panties.

    St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow. "And just what do
    those
    symbolize?"

    "They're Carols".
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    A man enters a confessional and says to the Irish Priest, "Father, it
    has
    been one month since my last confession. I've had sex with Fannie
    Green
    every week for the last month."

    The priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out and say three

    'Hail Mary's'."

    Soon, another man enters the confessional. "Father, it has been two
    months
    since my last confession. I have had sex with Fannie Green twice a
    week
    for
    the last two months."

    This time the priest asks, "Who is this Fannie Green?"

    "A new woman in the neighbourhood," the sinner replies.

    "Very well," says the priest. "Go and say ten 'Hail Mary's'."

    The next morning in church, the priest is preparing to deliver his
    sermon
    when a gorgeous, tall woman enters the church. All the men's eyes fall
    upon
    her as she slowly sashays up the aisle and sits down in front of the
    Altar.

    Her dress is green and very short, with matching shiny emerald green
    shoes.
    The priest and altar boy gasp as the woman sits down with her legs
    slightly
    spread apart, Sharon Stone-style.

    The priest turns to the altar boy and whisperingly asks, "Is that

    Fannie Green?

    The altar boy replies, "No Father, I think it's just the reflection
    off
    her
    shoes."
     
  2. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ

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    Carbon McCoy
    Very nice, Tony... The first one was awesome... Very clever... :)
     

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