Cow tracking

Does anyone else find it absolutely amazing that once mad-cow disease threatened us, the U.S. government could track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington, and determine exactly what that cow ate. They can also track her calves right to their stalls, and tell you what kind of feed they ate.

But they are unable to locate 21 million++ illegal aliens wandering around the U.S., including illegals that are trying to blow up important structures and people in our country.

My solution is to give every illegal alien a cow as soon as they enter the country.