So I'm at the gas station by my house and theres this 40 something lady dressed in a business suit filling up her tank. As I'm filling up my tank I see her struggling to take the gas hose out of her gas hole, but she finally gets it out after a small battle. Well, appearently she had spilled some gas on her clothes in her struggle, because i watched as she got in her car and lit up a cigarette. The flame IGNITES her ****ing arm! She gets out and is running around screaming and waving her arms frantically. Luckily she sees a cop walking out of the gas station, so she runs toward him screaming. He shot her. Why? For waving a Fire Arm.
