Crazy Drunk Driver Story!!!

So I am on my way home from a night out and I decide to fill up. I stop at the Sunoco on Bustleton, and as I leave some jack-ass almost hits me while swearving lanes. I decide to see what this guy is all about but before I get to pull alongside him it becomes VERY evident he is drunk off his ass. This guy is clipping curbs, almost hitting parked cars and driving up the sidewalk. I call 911 and tell the operator whats going on. I continue to follow the dude waiting for him to crash all the while relaying the info to the operator. We make our way up Bustleton with him having numerous close calls. I inform the operator that were going to pass right by the 7th district station, as we get closer and she transferrs me to the dispatch for the station, he does something REALLY bizarre. He begins driving on the wrong side of the road, looking for an entrance to the shopping center.

Well now it just gets plain silly, he pulls up to the Dunkin Donuts order window iand begins to place an order IN THE PARKING LOT ACROSS FROM THE POLICE STATION. At this point they are just transferring me and I am about to tell them were right next door when I notice a couple of cop cars in the corner of the shopping center, parked, and chatting. I pull up to them and tell them the guy at the drive through is drunk as **** just as the patch goes out over the radio. They go to box him in as he pulls up to the window where you recieve the food. Just then about 7 more cop cars pull out from across the street and box him in with lights flashing and all. Here comes the best part.....

The Indian at the window is watching this and has NO IDEA what to do...I mean the guy paid for his food already...So he opens the window a little to give it to him but the guy can't reach it....He gets out of his car...Ignoring the police, PUTS A CAN OF BEER ON THE ROOF, takes the food, and turns around and finally sees whats around him....the only thing he can say is "Where did you all come from" We all almost pissed ourselves laughing.

Needless to say he was carted off to jail and his car impounded.....Crazy ass night man, Crazy.

 

It was utterly the silliest thing I have seen in a long time...The look on the guys face was priceless.....Just totally inept....And I know all about the beltway traffic, I used to go to school down there. They don't drive LIKE they are drunk, most ARE drunk....you need to be to contend with the traffic at 4:45-7:15!

 

It took you that long DE? Whats up for tomorrow...give me a call if you get this tonight

 

thank you....I was just pissed he almost hit me....and I didnt want to go to jail for beating the crap outta him.