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  1. Stackhouse

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    #1 Stackhouse, Apr 16, 2004
    What are some examples you have seen used on F-cars telling people not to touch?
     
  2. FerrariSlave

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    #2 FerrariSlave, Apr 16, 2004
    Dont walk or touch it, it is a cavallino aka a horse you might get kicked.
     
  3. DrStranglove

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    #3 DrStranglove, Apr 16, 2004
    Snake in the car on the hood and the rear.


    Works well.


    DrS
     
  4. Stackhouse

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    #4 Stackhouse, Apr 16, 2004
    I was thinking of this:

    PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH!
    VIOLATORS WILL BE SHOT!
    SURVIVORS WILL BE SHOT AGAIN!
     
  5. gabriel

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    #5 gabriel, Apr 16, 2004
    Screw that.

    I'm here in S. Fl. and a rent a cop from the local CC comes running out.

    Can I see/ hear/feel/touch/taste/ et. al. everything possible on this car??

    Much later, when he bought out his 74 POS Chevy NOVA/whatever, with a cold air aftermarket option, it was:

    "Hey, What are you doing? Don't touch my paint!!

    - You know.... take your chevrolet and do wit h it whatever you please.....
     
  6. branko

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    #6 branko, Apr 16, 2004
    LMAO...!!!! Good one!
     
  7. ryalex

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    #7 ryalex, Apr 16, 2004
    You toucha ma car I breaka you face!
     
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    #9 darth550, Apr 16, 2004
    "Do you mind?????????????

    DL
     
  10. F-passione

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    #10 F-passione, Apr 17, 2004
    How bout, "Please stay away from the car, it will emit a taser like shock if you touch or get too close."
     
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    #11 DrStranglove, Apr 17, 2004
    Wasn't there a car alarm that actually did that once??

    DrS
     
  12. LAfun2

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    #13 134282, Apr 17, 2004
    How about something along the lines of "i'm currently preparing the car for an event i hope to win; been washing and waxing the crap out of it all day; i cringe i everytime i have to even touch the door handle..."
     
  14. Etcetera

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    #14 Etcetera, Apr 17, 2004
    Keep your stupid peasant mitts off the car before I rip your arms out of their sockets and beat you to death with them.

    (this actually works)

    (but I wouldn't say that to Chaa!)
     
  15. LAfun2

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    #15 LAfun2, Apr 17, 2004

    LMAO :D that guy is freaking huge! He was kind enough to want to let me borrow his superbikes, and I am scared to death, thus I refused!
     
  16. ryalex

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    #16 ryalex, Apr 17, 2004
    There's those alarms legal in Africa that have FLAMETHROWERS around the car. Little nozzles all around the bottom. Not to be confused with the flamethrowers around F-chat. They just heckle you away from the car.
     
  17. WILLIAM H

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    #17 WILLIAM H, Apr 17, 2004
    I used to have small signs inside my Lambo saying PLEASE DONT TOUCH

    Cut down on fingerprintes by 95% :) Learned that from a Ducati rider
     
  18. 62 250 GTO

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    #18 62 250 GTO, Apr 17, 2004
    Twist their arms untill it comes off at the shoulder. Works well on everyone. Cops too.
     

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