Cruise and Holmes are having a kid.

That is what I was thinking. God forbid if she suffers from Post Pardum Depression, oh well I am sure he can give her Vitamins...

 

oh boy. another scientology moron in the world


I bet when daddy tom tries to explain to his kid about the whole "religion", the kid will just laugh at him

better yet, I hope the kid becomes a psychologist

 

don't forget exercise helps too....

 

it's not fair to morons to associate them with scientologists!!

--Dan

 

sorry. i take that back. not all morons are scientologists. all scientologists are morons tho

 

I thought she was a 'virgin'

 

And to think Chris Klein got a DUI when she broke it off with him, poor bastard...

 

Insemination doesn't count.

 

So is he gay?

 

Aren't his two kids from his marriage with Kidman adopted? I find it wierd he is having a baby with a girl that is still basically a kid, didn't have any kids with Nicole (his own genes I mean).

 

So, like, Juan the pool-boy goes to the fertility center and spits in the cup?

 

And BTW, why do these gay guys get married? It's hard enough on us straight dupes.

 

Wait a minute!!!

This is going to be a virgin birth??

It's the day we've all been waiting on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Katie Holmes used to be my dream girl. There's still a Katie Holmes magnet on my parents' fridge.

She's gone mad.

 

Wait, a SCIENTOLOGIST BABY???

Um, do you think that was a part of God's plan?????

Maybe L. Ron Hubbard really is................... Nah, that's just to frightening to consider.

I'm gettin' a headache just thinkin' about it.

Oops, guess I can't take any meds for that. I'm gonna go jog around the block and see if my head clears.

DM

 

That is a lie and you know it! you dont jog.........

 

I think the two of you need a good ole fashioned Scientology "audit".

 

nah, everything will be solved when dave's range rover "accidently" runs me over while im walking on the sideway since we have determined i do not fit under the dino.

 

so, what does Scientology say about having a child out of wed lock?


It's all a bunch of bullshlt anyway.

 

Well, I guess if she gets pregnant before they get married he has to be straight........

Right??
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that pic is almost the creepest thing I have ever seen.

 

Katie: I'm pregnant!
Tom: Who's the father?