Da boids & da beez...

This is funny. Be careful how you explain the birds and the bees.

A young girl was going on a date. Her grandmother said: "Sit here and
let me tell you about those young boys. He is going to try and kiss you,
you are going to like that, but don't let Him do that. He is going to
try and feel your breast, you are going to like that but don't let him
do that. But most important, he is going to try and get on top of you to
have his way with you. You are going to like that, but don't let him do
that. It will disgrace the family. With that bit of advice, the
granddaughter went on her date. The next day she told grandma that her
date went just like she had predicted: Grandma, I didn't let him
disgrace the family. When he tried, I just turned over, got on top of
him, and disgraced HIS family..."

Granny fainted...

 

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