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Damn you Krispy Kreme

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  1. 96impalaSS

    96impalaSS F1 Rookie

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    Well last night as some of you may or may not know I went to Krispy Kreme, well while I was there the following happened. I was walking into the store and apparantly my cell phone wasn't clipped onto my belt all the way and it came off and landed underneath my tire without me noticing it.(No it's not my fault it's Krispy Kremes fault, I swear to god) And While I was backing up I heard a loud crunch, I stop get out and see my 1 month old Sanyo PM-8200 completly ripped in half....sucks. So today I go to get a new one (not realizing I had no insurance for it) and see that to get another one it was going to be something like $279, so instead I just got the Sanyo SCP-5500 for only 50 bucks more. So after buying the phone for $349 and then getting a 2 year wear and tear warranty thing I ended up spending just over $400 on 1 cell phone. $400 for a phone! It does play video though with sound and the reception is alot better than my old 8200 but still. Damn you Krispy Kreme, damn you to hell. Your fried dough sucks the balls.
     
  2. UroTrash

    UroTrash Four Time F1 World Champ
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    have you contacted a personal injury lawyer yet?
     
  3. 285ferrari

    285ferrari Two Time F1 World Champ
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    Is your tire OK!!!??
     
  4. UroTrash

    UroTrash Four Time F1 World Champ
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    How can you ask that? He is clearly suffering emotional damage and loss of consortium with his beloved phone. I'm surprised he can even type at this point. This might be BIG.
     
  5. L8Braker

    L8Braker Formula 3

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    Well at least you got some "Hot Doughnuts Now" right???
     
  6. darth550

    darth550 Six Time F1 World Champ
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    DAMN!

    It would appear you got back pretty darn fast with PeterS's "Free" case of scotch...!

    Who the hell needs a Ferrari anyway...?!?
     
  7. ashsimmonds

    ashsimmonds F1 World Champ

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    no matter how much i pay for a phone my conversations still suck.
     
  8. Z0RR0

    Z0RR0 F1 Rookie

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    I noticed that too myself. What gives?
     
  9. bottomline

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    ROFL!
     
  10. 96impalaSS

    96impalaSS F1 Rookie

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    Actually soon after typign this story I passed out on the floor and woke up witha terrible headache, Im assuming it was due to stress.
     
  11. BigTex

    BigTex Seven Time F1 World Champ
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    Go get the scotch, you'll fell better about the phone.....

    Amanda washed Scott's doing his laundry for him.........I thought it was gonna be WW3........

    His wasn't insured either, I knew there was a reason that girl married me......stupid beyotch.........
     
  12. Sfumato

    Sfumato F1 World Champ

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    WHo do you think makes the holes in the donuts??
     
  13. ashsimmonds

    ashsimmonds F1 World Champ

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    i always figgered the holes were manufactured in taiwan first, where hole manufacturing plants are plentiful and cheap, then they were shipped off and krispy-kreme or donut-king or whoever built a donut around that.

    please don't spoil my dream.
     

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