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  1. UroTrash

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    #1 UroTrash, May 20, 2005
    So, I take Friday off and come down to Charleston last night (Thur) because i have to do some things to the house. None of my kids want to go despite the fact they could ditch a day of school, can you IMAGINE??

    So anyway, I'm down here BY MYSELF, so what I normally do ( well, besides that) is go to the movies at the Regal.

    So, I see 2 movies, last night: Kingdom of Heaven, featuring a leper in a silver or pewter mask, and this afternoon, Star Wars featuring YOU!!!!! in a black plastic mask. I can't watch the f*cking movie with out thinking about you!

    So, Darth, let me get this straight. You can loose all 4 limbs and the robot doctors (because the real docs won't accept the fees) snap on artificial limbs in seconds, and the proceed to put on a geeky plastic mask because the haven't figured out SKIN GRAFTS!!!???!!!??? Huh???


    And will some one give those stupid Jedis a Derringer? Lord, they use those light sabers when any self respecting Crip would have cleaned out the nest with an Uzi.
     
  2. darth550

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    #2 darth550, May 20, 2005
    Well, I owe the deep voice to avoiding the dreaded $1,450 vasectomy!
     
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    #3 Sfumato, May 20, 2005
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  4. UroTrash

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    #4 UroTrash, May 20, 2005

    SHHHHH, don't tell anybody, it's really $450 without the coupon.
     
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    #5 DMC, May 20, 2005
    $1450? My doc is only charging $875. Ask for a better deal.
     
  6. UroTrash

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    #6 UroTrash, May 21, 2005

    That was a joke off another thread, I charge $450 ( ask YOUR doc for a better deal), but with the special F-Chat coupon for $1000 off, I only charge $1450.
     
  7. MarkPDX

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    #7 MarkPDX, May 21, 2005
    How much for the do it yourself kit?
     
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    #9 DMC, May 21, 2005
    Oh, I read that the wrong way on the other thread. :D

    Somehow, the thought of 2 hours on a plane with my nuts packed in ice wasn't very applealing anyways. Plus, I'd have to explain to airport security.
     
  10. FarmerDave

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    #10 FarmerDave, May 21, 2005
    Saw Ep III twice already(not planned, just happened. Kinda like Luke and Leia.)

    I thought it kicked ass. I pretty much followed the whoe story line of who what when where and why, except one thing:

    I thought Anakin Skywalkers woman was the Queen of her home planet. But in the movie, she say something like, "if the Queen finds out, she won't let me continue to serve on the senate..."

    WTF? I thought she was HNIC on Naboo?

    Also,

    The acting sucked, except for Chancellor Palpatine. Amazing how that many actors can be so bad, including Sam Jackson. Yet the movie still rocks.
     
  11. Poweredbyme91

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    #11 Poweredbyme91, May 22, 2005
    Shouldn't "Darth Vader" be flying a TIE fighter instead of flying in an X-wing? He IS from the Dark Side ain't he?

    I'm confused. Someone explain.
     
  12. FarmerDave

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    #12 FarmerDave, May 22, 2005
    Okay, so a vasectomy costs roughly $450, what's a reversal go for? Twice as much?
     

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