Dear Abby...my wife is cheating on me

Dear Abby...my wife is cheating on me

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Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. I've witnessed the usual signals; the phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with 'the girls' a lot recently, although when I ask their names she always says, 'Just some friends from work, you don't know them. I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I usually fall asleep.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. Around midnight, I decided to hide in the garage behind my Ferrari F40 and the Porsche GT3RS so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with 'the girls'.

When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse, which was open, and she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment, crouching behind the rear fender, I noticed some terrible swirl marks in the paint on the F40. I was distraught. Is this something I can fix myself, or should I take it to the my local detailer?

A Concerned Collector

a buddy sent this to me. ... i almost puked laughing. something about it just hit me right...

 

Not just yet. I should have her in the warehouse later this week or next. That dear abby is so funny, man, i was chuckling out loud when i read it. my wife would be huffing ...."thats exactly my point. im telling you something important and you're out there in lala land thinkinga bout your cars, or your bicycles....." to which i say "huh, you were saying something?"