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  1. parkerfe

    parkerfe F1 World Champ

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    Big ugly fat folks eating together.
     
  2. tvrfreak

    tvrfreak F1 Rookie
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    Warren Buffet loves you too.
     
  3. wax

    wax Five Time F1 World Champ
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    ... as Margaritaville plays in the background.

    What percentage of the überdiners had indoor/outdoor motorwheels?
     
  4. Kds

    Kds F1 World Champ

    On a Carnival cruise liner............
     
  5. RacerX_GTO

    RacerX_GTO F1 World Champ
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    Unlimited seafood... then more gambling after dinner
     
  6. Mario Gonzalez

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    "Definition of Buffet..."

    one tan Brazillian with a nice ass, one sexy cuban brunette, and one tall Dutch Blond with 36 DD's. one can of whip cream and a long weekend...
     
  7. darth550

    darth550 Six Time F1 World Champ
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    For you, I'm sure it would be happening across four newly run over teenagers in an intersection, requiring emergency neck and back surgery!

    What a guy!
     
  8. JaguarXJ6

    JaguarXJ6 F1 Veteran

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    #8 JaguarXJ6, Aug 9, 2005
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  9. rob

    rob F1 Rookie

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    I like buffets but then again I'm not a snob.
     
  10. parkerfe

    parkerfe F1 World Champ

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    It was a joke told by a guest preacher at church last Sunday...I thought it was funny. That being said, I do not like to eat at a buffet . Not because it is a bunch of fat folks, which it often is, but because I have to serve myself. If I'm paying to eat out I want to be served. If I have to serve myself I can just eat at home.
     
  11. Sfumato

    Sfumato F1 World Champ

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    But he won't use test pipes as it would set a bad example for his daughters...
    Irony:utterly lost on Frank, Arlie,...
     
  12. parkerfe

    parkerfe F1 World Champ

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    Especially if the at fault driver was DUI, a republican, a fortune 500 executive and leaving a party with his gay paramour when the accident happened with a south Georgia venue! Just the thought makes me salivate!
     
  13. Enzo

    Enzo F1 Rookie

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    What part makes you salivate the gay paramour? Didn't know you were like that. Not that there is anything wrong with that just never thought you went that way. Oh well I guess you learn something everyday.
     
  14. parkerfe

    parkerfe F1 World Champ

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    Because unlike in the Atlanta area, to a South Georgia redneck jury being gay is almost like being the devil himself.
     
  15. BWS550

    BWS550 Wants to be a mod

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    FRANK

    LIKE THE CHARLIE DANIELS BAND?
     
  16. Enzo

    Enzo F1 Rookie

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    Well don't take it too hard most people don't like lawyers anyways.
     
  17. PerryJ

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    HEY I LIKE THE CDB ! GOT ALL MY BOSTON FRIENDS DIGGING IT TOO !! ;)
     
  18. rob

    rob F1 Rookie

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