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Discussion in 'Other Off Topic Forum' started by maranelloman, Jan 28, 2005.

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  1. maranelloman

    maranelloman Guest

    > > > 1.. Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.
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    > > > 2.. Avoidable: What a bullfighter tries to do.
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    > > > 3.. Bernadette: The act of torching a mortgage,
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    > > > 4.. Burglarize: What a crook sees with,
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    > > > 5.. Control: A short, ugly inmate.
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    > > > 6.. Counterfeiters: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.
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    > > > 7.. Eclipse: What an English barber does for a living.
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    > > > 8.. Eyedropper: A clumsy ophthalmologist.
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    > > > 9.. Heroes: What a guy in a boat does.
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    > > > 10.. Left Bank: What the robber did when his bag was full of loot.
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    > > > 11.. Misty: How golfers create divots.
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    > > > 12.. Paradox: Two physicians
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    > > > 13.. Parasites: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower
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    > > > 14.. Pharmacist: A helper on the farm.
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    > > > 15.. Polarize: What penguins see with.
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    > > > 16.. Primate: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV.
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    > > > 17.. Relief: What trees do in the spring.
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    > > > 18.. Rubberneck: What you do to relax your wife.
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    > > > 19.. Seamstress: Describes 250 pounds in a size 6.
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    > > > 20.. Selfish: What the owner of a seafood store does.
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    > > > 21. Renege: shift change at the GM plant
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    > > > 22.. Sudafed: Brought litigation against a government official.
     
  2. jsa330

    jsa330 F1 World Champ
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    Also good.
     
  3. bobafett

    bobafett F1 Veteran

    Sep 28, 2002
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    Another good one! Cmon D, you're on a roll!

    --Dan
     
  4. iceburns288

    iceburns288 Formula 3

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    These are no less than excellent! :)
     

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