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Design flaw..........................

Discussion in 'Other Off Topic Forum' started by darth550, May 25, 2004.

  1. darth550

    darth550 Five Time F1 World Champ
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    Jul 14, 2003
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    Henry Ford appears at The Gates Of Heaven, and St. Peter asks him
    why he thinks he should be allowed to come in.

    Ford says, 'Because I produced the machine that gives man his
    greatest pleasure.'

    Suddenly there's a loud fart from within the gates. Ford yells,
    'Who the hell is being so rude?'

    A voice yells back, 'It was me, Adam. I'm the guy who invented the
    machine that gives man his greatest pleasure. I invented women.'

    Ford says, 'Well, maybe you're right. But you certainly don't know
    anything about mechanical principles.

    For one thing, you put the exhaust too near the intake.'

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  3. 62 250 GTO

    62 250 GTO F1 Veteran

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    Crude but humorus.
    Not unlike Juan Montita.
    "You broke my head!, this F**king guy broke my head!"
     

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