Henry Ford appears at The Gates Of Heaven, and St. Peter asks him why he thinks he should be allowed to come in. Ford says, 'Because I produced the machine that gives man his greatest pleasure.' Suddenly there's a loud fart from within the gates. Ford yells, 'Who the hell is being so rude?' A voice yells back, 'It was me, Adam. I'm the guy who invented the machine that gives man his greatest pleasure. I invented women.' Ford says, 'Well, maybe you're right. But you certainly don't know anything about mechanical principles. For one thing, you put the exhaust too near the intake.' ____________________________ DL
