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  1. tonyh

    tonyh F1 World Champ
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  3. formula1joe

    formula1joe Formula Junior

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    LOL! Everyone in the office is enjoying that one.
     
  4. Spasso

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    NOW I remember why I NEVER EVER go on a blind date.!
     
  5. enjoythemusic

    enjoythemusic F1 World Champ

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    Spasso,

    Agreed, NEVER go on a blind date and her e-mailing you photos DO NOT count unless she is in front of a current newspaper/magazine. Web cams are a good alternative. If you only knew the BS women try to pull. One sent me photos of her and said they were current.

    Sh'yeah, current from 5 years and 80 lbs LESS ago. The date was over before it began, but i withstood the lunch and bailed ASAP. Walked her to her car and wished her all the best. Problem was i took the Fcar that day and did not want her to see it.

    Low and behold as i was starting the car she showed up standing next to the car (GTS with top off, windows down). She asked if i would take her on a ride in it at least. Said to her i really needed to go and bailed. She harassed me via e-mail for weeks as i blocked her via messenger service software.


    LESSONS LEARNED
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    Web cam good, photos bad (unless taken with CURRENT magazine/newspaper).

    Never drive the Fcar to a blind date.

    Enjoy the Drive,

    Steven R. Rochlin
     
  6. Nibblesworth

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    Classic! I cried over that one.
     
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  8. Dom

    Dom F1 Veteran
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    Met my wife on a blind date. Of course, I was in college then, and didn't have a ferrari. We'll be celebrating our 10 year anniversary in August.

    Dom
     
  9. wax

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    Am I alone in being surprised that "Contagious Smile" didn't equal "Herpes"?
     

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