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  1. tonyh

    tonyh F1 World Champ
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    Dec 23, 2002
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    Tony H
    DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

    40-ish.............................................49

    Adventurous.................Slept with everyone

    Athletic......................................No boobs

    Average looking....................Ugly

    Beautiful...........................Pathological liar

    Contagious Smile..................Does a lot of pills

    Emotionally Secure......................On medication

    Feminist..........................................Fat

    Free spirit....................................Junkie


    Friendship first..........................Former slut

    Fun..........................................Annoying

    New-Age..............Body hair in the wrong places

    Old-fashioned.............................No BJs

    Open-minded.................................Desperate

    Outgoing........................Loud and Embarrassing

    Passionate...............................Sloppy drunk


    Professional....................................*****


    Voluptuous...................................Very Fat

    Large frame.................................Hugely Fat
    Wants Soul mate.............................Stalker


    WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

    1. Yes = No


    2. No = Yes


    3. Maybe = No


    4. We need = I want..

    5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry

    6. We need to talk = You're in trouble

    7. Sure, go ahead = You better not

    8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later

    9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!

    10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?


    MEN'S ENGLISH:


    1. I am hungry = I am hungry

    2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy

    3. I am tired = I am tired

    4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!

    5. I love you = Let's have sex now

    6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?


    7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you

    8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you

    9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you

    10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you

    11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
     
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  3. millemiglia

    millemiglia Formula Junior

    Jan 14, 2003
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    Stockholm, Sweden
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    Peter B.
    LOL!

    That should be mandatory reading in high-school!

    /Peter
     

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