Do they have internet in Prison?

ive spent the night in city jail before, it was pretty boring. cant imagine spending 2 yrs their. i ll send you some tools you can use if you go....
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http://www.csmonitor.com/2003/0807/p15s01-ussc.htm

"Few US prisoners are allowed access to e-mail or the internet", however there seem to be some side benefits...

 

dude, quit worrying, if its your first offense you will very very likely get off with probation. i cant see someone getting sent up the river for what you did, its pretty minor regardless of how serious the charges sound. can i have your car ????

 

dude, your not a drug dealer. where talking about a targa top......... do you want me to come down their and represent you ??? we' ll be cell mates... only i will want you to call me bunny.......

 

you could skip town ????? just tell the judge you were all coked up and you werent thinking straight.

 

what exactly did you do?

 

he dressed up like a girlscout and sold cookies, but kept the money. the nerve of this guy.....

 

is that why gus weighs 375 lbs now? and disable that hidden thing.

 

lol lol

 

They should be happy if they get bread and water...let alone internet access. Oh yeah..and plenty of anal lube.

 

Are you worried about "someone" your suppose to meet that you found on the internet?



Antony

 

so ya did what now? i have court on the 27th for rolling a stop sign...

 

Start working out and get buffed so you dont get raped, just in case your in there for a while.

 

2-20 years? Dang! How many children did you eat?

 

What did you do for real T-mobileguy? I dont ask because I think youre some hard core criminal, just that we've all done stuff.

When I was 18 I was arrested for racing on the highway with some guy in a BMW at over 150mph in a 55 zone. Road blocks, the whole 9 yards. I saw a cop go the other way so I took an exit and went home back roads - cops thought (or claimed rather) I was evading. So.... 18 yrs old, charged with felony evasion, driving to endanger, and a whoooole mess of other stuff (marked lane violation, display of speed, drag racing, failure to use directional, and on and on). I went to the arraignment and figured a nice college-bound young man like me would get off easy. Not likely - at the arraignment the judge STRONGLY recommended counsel because I was "probably facing jail time". Freaked me out too!

In the end, I worked it out with the prosecutor to an extent. They hit me with 3 moving violations (speeding, marked lane violation, failure to use directional) which all carried points on my license. In my state, 3 violations in a year is a 3 month loss of license. So they did that, hit me with a $1000 fine, 6 months probation and I was outta there.

If you are willing to say what you did, or if not PM me, and I will give my .02. I went to court maybe 20-30 times during my ordeal and every time I had to sit through various other cases. I've seen hundreds of people go through there and you wouldnt belive what people get let off with. Drug dealers, 3rd offense with enough weed to be considered a dealer "1 year probation". Dude stabbed another dude - 30 days house arrest + 2 years probation. And on and on.

Unless you did something REALLY bad I doubt you will do time. Bear in mind they want to put away real criminals, not people who do dumb things. If they dont think you are a big risk of repeat offense, I am sure you will come out OK.

 

You know, minimum security prison is no picnic. I had a client in there once. He said the trick is kick someone's ass the first day, or become somebody's *****. Then everything will be all right.

 

True. Jacko never used his one way ticket to France!