This one should make up for the stupid Ireland Car for sale post ... LOL > > > > > > > > A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. 'Human > Beings are the only animals that stutter', she says. > > A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered', > She volunteered. > > The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could > become, asked the girl to describe the incident. > > 'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the > Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we Knew > it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!' > 'That must've been scary', said the teacher. > 'It sure was', said the little girl. 'My kitty raised his back, went > 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'...And before he could say 'fok', the > Rottweiler ate him!' > > The teacher wet her pants laughing.......
I can do better..... 3 men walk into a bar................................ You'd think the 3rd one would have ducked..... < ducking > Steve
