Doctor's visit.........................

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  1. darth550

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    1. She has no rigors or shaking chills , but her husband
    states she was very hot in bed last night.

    2. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for
    over a year.

    3. On the second day the knee was better, and on the
    third day it disappeared.

    4. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also
    appears to be depressed.

    5. The patient has been depressed since she began
    seeing me in 1993.

    6. Discharge status: Alive but without my permission.

    7. Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year old male, mentally
    alert but forgetful.

    8. The patient refused autopsy.

    9. The patient has no previous history of suicides.

    10. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.

    11. Patient's medical history has been remarkably
    insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the
    past three days.

    12. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.

    13. She is numb from her toes down.

    14. While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.

    15. The skin was moist and dry.

    16. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.

    17. Patient was alert and unresponsive.

    18. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.

    19. She stated that she had been constipated for most of
    her life, until she got a divorce.

    20. I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for
    physical therapy.

    21. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and

    22. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.

    23. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.

    24. The patient was to have a bowel resection. However,
    he took a job as a stock broker instead.

    25. Skin: somewhat pale but present.

    26. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.

    27. Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Blank, who felt
    we should sit on the abdomen and I agree.

    28. Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.

    29. Patient has two teenage children, but no other


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  5. PSk

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    That is a big enough abnormally surely ... hahahahahaha :D :D :D


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