Does "cough" size matter ?

Q: "How big is his d***?"
A: "Depends on who I'm with and how good she is."

I thought this up awhile back when confronted with the question.
Feel free to use it.

 

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I met a chick last night, she said to me, 'Give me nine inches and hurt me.' I focked her three times and hit her in the head ...

 

I tried...it's been a long time...classic!

 

Heh

 

HEY....wait......a......minute.......

Since I'm hung like a mosquito shouldn't I have like 6 F-cars?????

 

im only 2.5 inches-------------------- but im 8 inches wide,

 

I'm hung like Einstein and smart as a horse.













Wai-

 

Um, when I see someone commuting in a city in an SUV that's bigger than my first apartment, that has the aerodynamics of the Sears Tower, a propensity to roll over, and absolutely no cargo whatsoever, I usually assume that the driver has zero confidence and hopes the big truck will protect him when he drives into another vehicle while gabbing on the cell phone. This also implies that the owner hasn't noticed that SUVs are certified as trucks, and are exempt from the safety tests we impose on a Yugo. It's the brain that an (empty) SUV implies is small.

"Size matters", because people are trying to have the biggest vehicle in the wreck.

Makes you wonder if they ever thought of paying attention and avoiding the wreck in the first place.

Yes, they all say that they might have cargo, some day. Do you drive a moving van every day, because you might relocate once in ten years? And with the wunnerful fuel economy, SUV owners might have to haul off the contents of the Guggenheim ... to pay the fuel bill.

 

I dunno, even with the superior aerodynamics and scant size, my 328 still gets far worse fuel ecomony than my SUV...