7:40AM Reply: Not usually, but sometimes.......(Excuse me, I have to fix the disposer...I'M COMING...PIPE DOWN!)..... 8:10AM: OK, where was I..Oh, ........when there are things to be done around the house that go a day or two.(Hang on here.....DAMN IT, ALRIGHT ALREADY. PIPE DOWN AND I'LL GET RIGHT ON THAT!!!) 8:32AM:.....I rarely get yelled at. Most of the times, things are pretty calm around here, but when I.......(DON'T TELL ME TO PUT THE DAMN SEAT DOWN.....USE YOUR EYES AND LOOK BEFORE YOU SIT!..OK, I'LL GET THE TP FROM DOWNSTARIRS)..... 8:47AM: .........am not in the mood for a cranky woman, I get more fired up. I come home with a boatload of business action items and I get barked at because there is a weel old leak in the master bath shower. I usually get................(DON'T YELL AT ME FOR NOT CHANGING THE PORCH LIGHTS. I TOLD YOU I WOULD GET TO IT THIS WEEK. WHY DO YOU THINK I GAVE YOU A KEYTCHAIN LIGHT?)........ 9:10AM: ........things fixed around the house in a good timeframe......(NOW WHAT? I TOLD YOU I WOULD FIX YOUR SIDE VIEW MIRROR!!! QUIT YELLING AT ME ABOUT IT, IT'S ONLY BEEN TWO DAYS!!! JEEEEEEESH! ALL RIGHT, I'LL DO IT NOW!) 10:40AM:.........but I always have stuff going on and can't always get right on things at the drop of a dime!........(Hold on here.....DON'T YELL AT ME FOR TALKING WITH DARTH FOR AN HOUR THIS MORNING! HOW MUCH DAMN TIME DO I SPEND ON THE PHONE WITH MY FRIENDS? I KNOW THAT CHELSEA HAS TO GET HER HAIR DONE IN A HALF AN HOUR!! CHILL OUT!!!!) 11:42AM...........Where was I? Hell, who cares. I gotta run. Things are always quiet around my house and I never get nagged at. WOW! I really feel for you guys that get nagged at alot!!!
A lot of you guys better make sure that your bride doesn't look at this site. I know better than to open my mouth about this topic. Art
I've said it before - The ideal marriage is between a deaf man and a blind woman. Speaking from experience, it's great!
