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  1. ferrarigtofan

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  2. BigAl

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    didn't Alec Baldwin threaten to leave too?
     
  3. WJHMH

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    Larry Flynt needs to buy Neverland.
     
  4. DeAd-EyE

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    turn it into the world rootin'-ist, tootin'-ist, pollutin'-ist race track ever? :)

    (does the texan dance from simpsons)
     
  5. MurcieMurcie

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    So I guess in Bahrain child molestation is accepted in a way? I know in some euro countries and S AM you can have sex with a 10 y/o and no one even cares:mad:

    Give me a machete and I will change that BS real quick....
     
  6. ylshih

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    I think in some other parts of the world bribes are cheaper and the person being bribed is more reliable.
     
  7. ROGUE GTS

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    Man what a ****ed up state of affairs this place is in when you can't even put good faith in a wholesome bribe :( *sigh* what IS this world coming to.


    2nd the idea of Flint buying up neverland.
     
  8. RussianM3_dude

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    Europe, no. But in the ME (not to start a flame thread, but...) lets just say they are culturally and religiously allowed to have sex with children as young as babies.

    In fact Ayhatollah Homeini of Iran decreed it was OK to sodomise babies. I have never seen these fatwas challenged as false by anyone. So....
     
  9. DeAd-EyE

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    ^ well then iatollah khomeni is an idiot who should be shot.

    i've read the qur'an cover 2 cover and theres no permit for such dispicable activity.

    when did he issue this "fatwah"
     
  10. RussianM3_dude

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    I had hard time believing myself, but they are in his collection of fatwas along with animal sex ones (maybe you could find out more.) However they seem to be common knowledge.
     
  11. Lloyd

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    The following audio link expresses my NSFW thoughts on Jackson coming around here anymore. Michael at our door
     
  12. bobafett

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    no, it seems that you seem to specialize in believing the untrue. keep it up, oh bigoted one.

    --dan
     
  13. wax

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    ...find it yourself
    http://www.islamtoday.com/fatwa_archive_main.cfm
     
  14. ylshih

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    Someone once told me that JFK had sex with 37 women in the oval office within the space of 17 hours. I've never seen this challenged as false by anyone. So....

    Perhaps your standards of proof need to be raised before you invoke the standards for disproof?
     
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    Ah, you have a common misconception, that there is some central "Islam" that covers everyone, like the pope for catholics. That link is an index of the fatwas of that particular Mullah. Every Mullah is free to issue his own fatwas, so while the website is "Islam Today" and that's the "fatwa index," it's only for that one mullah.

    Now while I don't personally keep up with every mullah's fatwas, I do know that they vary widely and are sometimes even contradictory. I also know that behavior that would be considered abuse in Western society is allowable under Sharia (Islamic) law even here in the very progressive UAE. For example I am allowed to beat my wife to "instruct" her, so long as I use a stick no thicker than my thumb.

    Other practices, while they may not be specifically condoned by Sharia law, are commonplace. Take these young men, for example:
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    They are "employed" as camel jockeys. According to European governments, this practice is known as "slavery." I just happened to be stopped to take pictures of the scenery when this group rode by; the BBC had no luck getting the same pictures for their documentary on Dubai, so thanks for the reminder. I've been meaning to send them to the beeb.
     
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    would You care to tell which particular Countries in Europe allow sex with ten year olds?
     
  19. Auraraptor

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    His position on both is derived from the following statement:
    "Allah will not look at the man who commits sodomy with a man or a woman." (Sahih AlTirmithi)

    I guess he interpreted animals and children are ok since they are not explicitly mentioned.... That is seriously ****ed up IMHO.

    Any form of recreational sexual activity is prohibited in Islam. Its one of those caveats, like (now) classical Christianity.

    Khomi's got some issues..but is that a surprise?
     
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    To back your point, here is athe age of consents as according to wikapeida:
    Albania: 14
    Andorra: 16
    Austria: 14 (as of August 13, 2002)
    Belgium: 16 (possible restrictions apply under 18)
    Bulgaria: 14
    Croatia: 14 or 18
    Czech Republic: 15
    Denmark: 15 for full consent (in regards to age differences) to sexual relationships; no limits when ages are less than 1 year apart (Meaning, no criminal charges are brought) ; 18 for dependency relationships (teacher/student etc.) and professional sexual (Prostitution is decriminalized in Denmark, but one can consent only when 18 or older).
    Estonia: 14
    Finland: 16; 18 in dependency relationships (teacher/student etc.)and prostitution
    France: 15; however sex with a minor under 18 in a dependency relationship may be criminalized.
    Germany:
    18 years in dependency relationships (teacher/student etc.)
    16 years if the older partner is over 18 and coerces the younger partner into sex other than by physical means, or if the older partner pays the younger partner to have sex (prostitution)
    16 years if the older partner is over 21 and exploits "lack of sexual self-determination" of the younger partner (only prosecuted after complaints or “public interest", in practice rarely prosecuted with little or no punishment)
    14 years for all other sexual relationships
    Greece: 15 (since 1987)
    Hungary:
    Since the 2002 decision of the Constitutional Court 14 for both heterosexual and homosexual relationships
    Iceland: 14
    Ireland, Republic of: 17, 15 for lesbians and oral sex.
    Italy: 14
    Latvia: 16
    Lithuania: 14, for homosexual males, as of 2004, source LifeSiteNews.com
    Netherlands: 16 (18 if dependent relationship or prostitution)
    Norway: 16
    Poland: 15
    Portugal: heterosexual 14, homosexual 16
    Romania: 15; 18 in dependency relationships (teacher/student etc.)
    Russia: 16
    Serbia-Montenegro:
    Serbia: heterosexual and female homosexual 14, male homosexual 18
    Montenegro: 14 (for all three types)
    Slovakia: 15
    Slovenia: 15
    Spain: 13 (possible restrictions apply under 16)
    Sweden: 15; 18 in dependency relationships (teacher/student etc.)
    Switzerland: 16, under 16 legal if age difference is no more than 3 years
    Turkey: 18; including heterosexual and homosexual relationship
    Ukraine: 16
    United Kingdom: (see [1] and [2], a 2003 overhaul of hundred-year-old laws on sexual activity which came into force in 2003)
    18 years for any sexual act if there is a relationship of trust (e.g. teacher/pupil) (unless they are a married couple, in which case the below applies)
    England and Wales: heterosexual and homosexual 16 for women and for men
    Scotland: heterosexual and male homosexual 16
    Northern Ireland: heterosexual and male homosexual 17
    Until 2003, there was no specific law for lesbians, though in England and Wales this has now been set at 16 years old. Although no such legislation exists for Scotland and Northern Ireland, a female under 16 is deemed incapable of consenting to any type of sexual behaviour which could be classed as sexual assault and the courts have taken this to mean that the age of consent is the same as for male homosexual acts.
    Jersey: 16 (18 homosexual)
    (Before 2001 the homosexual age of consent in England and Wales was 18, and before the early 1990s it was 21, the age it was set at when consensual buggery was decriminalised)

    Prosecution of said offences is usually at the whim of the authorities; usually dependent on whether a complaint has been made and on the social background of the offender. In a number of cases in the British media where a girl under 16 has had sexual intercourse with a much older man, usually in his mid 20s, no prosecution was undertaken. However, men older than 30 are usually prosecuted.

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    Oceania
    Australia
    Victoria: 16 (under 16 legal if age difference is no more than 2 years, but not any lower then 11); 18 for a person under one's "care, supervision, or authority"
    Australian Capital Territory: 16
    South Australia: 17
    Tasmania: 17
    New South Wales: 16
    Western Australia: 16
    Queensland: 16; anal sex (male or female) 18 (s208 QCC)
    Northern Territory: 16
    NOTE: All of the above states' ages of consent now apply to both heterosexual AND homosexual relationships (2005 - ageofconsent.com is now out of date, however recent articles on gaylawnet.org may inform of some law changes)

    New Zealand: 16 (18 if prostitution or some types of dependent relationships)
    Although anti-pedophile laws in New Zealand (as with all other western countries) are currently severe, consensual relationship between adults and young teens are usually not prosecuted unless the parent or child complain about it.

    Before 2005, there was never a law in New Zealand prohibiting any form of sexual relationship between women and boys. Until the Crimes Amendment Act (No.2) came into force in May 2005, the age of consent was 16 for older men and young girls, as well as for homosexual males (since legalization in 1986), but there was no age of consent where a woman was the older partner with a boy, and for Lesbian sex the age of consent was 12 if both partners were under 21 (16 if otherwise). This law was only amended recently after being in force for over 100 years.

    The legal loophole was identified in 2003 when a 21-year-old man faced imprisonment for sex with a 14-year-old girl, while a 21-year-old woman at the same time made her relationship with a 13-year-old boy public with the media because she knew she couldn't be charged.

    Also worth knowing: New Zealand legalized prostitution in 2003 with a legal age of 18.
     
  21. RussianM3_dude

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    Its incredible how insane Khomeini is. And sexist. If a man can have sex with a camel, why can't a woman be mounted by a stud? (And I dont mean a three legged one)
     
  22. acehole

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    I agree with you for once, Khomeni is ****ed up in my opinion. He has made legal in Iran all kinds of crazy things which unfortunately many people take to practicing.

    Heres something you wouldnt think would happen in Iran, after Khomeni legalised "sex changes", Iran became the Number ONE country in the world for Sex Change operations. This being in a country whom's religion is against homosexual relationships. Not that theres anything wrong with it... (being gay)
     
  23. ferrarigtofan

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    Trying to get their young ladies to embrace the bi lifestyle early I see.
     
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    What I get in reading just a couple of pages is that sex with animals is not condoned, just that the abuser is not directly punished. Though there's plenty about what's done to the unfortunate animal. However, the abuser is responsible to the owner for the cost of the abused animal that is put to death. Presumably if the owner of the animal is themselves, they suffer the financial loss.

    Also it does not say babies can be sodomized, as it forbids penetration. However, the involvement of babies in sex acts even w/o penetration is disturbing. Hopefully this is out of context or there are additional statements clarifying or restricting this.
     
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    For real? Well you learn something new every day.
     

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