Don't let the hurricane keep you from jerking off...

LOL!!

 

in the words of MMan



BBBBBBBBBBBBWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHHAHHHAHAHA!!!!

 

Geez.
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JPGS in honor of MM
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That f-ing Hillarious!!!!!!

J

 

At least he was in private!!!!

 

Nothing like having your 11 year-old looking over your shoulder and asking what the title of this thread means! Could be be a bit more descrete here? I'm no prude, but come'on!

 

Title of the thread not good enough?

 

It's been five minutes and I'm still having laughing fits...

 

That's what the problem was, methinks
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OMG!! That picture is on the cover of The Dallas Morning News today!! I noticed the chick in the pic, but never zoomed in on the dude.

 

Hes never, ever, ever going to live that down.

A couple years ago, during Colorados wildfires there was a picture of a guy sitting in the remains of a forest with his cat, where his house used to be. A little depressing on the first look....but on a second review....his left nut was hanging out. Bummer.

 

Give they guy a break..his house and pets proabably just blew into the sea..he's just protecting the last thing of value he has left!

 

I wonder if it will find its way onto Leno

 

Well, at least there's one tree left standing

 

lol

 

I see the guy with his hand in his pants, but at least he has pants...
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I died laughing when I saw that at work. Poor guy--he's surrounded by hotties, too. I'm sure he tried the old "You know, we might not make it through this alive..." bit and got shot down.

 

Who says he's tugging? Could just be layin there grabbing his junk, his home was just destroyed by a hurricane. Maybe his is making sure it's still there. Hell, I grab my junk once and a while just to make sure everything is good down there. Or, maybe he was scratchin his balls. Or, maybe he was tugging.

 

If nothing else....his contribution to the world lives on in both memory & practice: Thank you Pee-Wee Herman!!!!!

That is so much the exact kind of stuff they should take pictures of, stuff into a satellite and shoot-off into the dark of space for other civilizations to one day know us by.

My other repsonse was GGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Like the old saw:

Why do women fix their hair at stop lights?

Because they don't have balls to scratch!

 

Am I the only person who would rather spend the night in a pouring rain with a flashlight and a Swiss army knife before I would wade through that sea of humanity filled with ultra-wimps cowering from a hurricane that was forecast DAYS in advance. They could have driven to New Jersey before the thing hit, so why pack yourself like a sardine with a bunch of strangers? (Strangers who, by the luck of the draw, would be old/and or fat/and or disgusting in general.)

 

it looks like the girl in yellow beside him is doing a little of the same,

 

and dont forget those chronic masturbaters.