Lady: Do you drink? Man: Yes... Lady: How much a day? Man: Three 6 packs... Lady: How much per 6 pack? Man: about $10.00... Lady: And how long have you been drinking? Man: 15 years... Lady: So one 6 pack cost $10.00 and you have 3 packs a day which puts your spending each month at $900. In one year, it would be $10,800 correct? Man: I guess so ... Lady: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at $162,000 correct? Man: I guess so... Lady: Do you know that if you hadn't drank, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari? Man: Do you drink? Lady: No... Man: Where's your f_ _ _ing Ferrari ?
I'm surprised he could even talk if he's drinking 18 beers a day. It's probably for the best that he doesn't have a Ferrari with a case of chronic intoxication like that. All the best, Andrew.
My Wife Left Me After the last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses, I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker, maybe a 12 pack on weekends, about $15. Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the other day she came home from her weekly grocery shopping and when I looked at the receipt, I saw $45 in makeup.I said, "Wait a minute I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything! "She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you." I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!!" I don't think she'll be back........... Regards, Jerry
