Dumbest song lyric of all time...

"is there soul after death? Is seven up?" P-funk Dumb but I love it!

 

I have this one song on my computer called keys to her Ferrari and it has a line like this from what I can make out. He is talking about a 64 GTO in this song and he starts flooring it and the faster he goes the more he starts getting off. And then finnaly he goes like this. "And as we broke a hundred (MPH) my hand slipped below the belt of my trousers and my love exploded all over the leather of her bright PINK interior. And I thought of my mother."


The song is actually kinda funny he just talks about how he is using some girl for her Ferrari

 

I believe "Yank me, crank me..." is Ted Nugent. I guess my college education wasn't a total waste? LOL

 

Dumbest of all times??


I think it had something to do with a walrus and an eggman.

 

"I miss you like the desert misses the rain."

This annoys me more than anything else. It gives me pains in my gut to hear such words.

 

.

 

"Someone put the cake out in the rain, I don't think that I can take it, it took so long to bake it, and I'll never have that receipe again........"

 

That was by Mr Mister, who would probably win a thread entitled "Dumbest group name of all time"

 

I think of "take these broken wings and learn to fly" as a line from "Blackbird" by Mssrs. Lennon and McCartney on the White Album. I don't consider that song or its lyrics dumb although taken out of context I admit it kind of sounds dumb.

Or are you all speaking of something else?

 

"Chicken in a bread pan pickin' at dough..." Charlie Daniels band.

 

"Im a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, its fantastic.
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere.
Imagination, life is your creation."

Aqua- Barbie Girl

For some reason I can't seem to relate to the song but maybe someone made out of plastic can.

Very Dumb and Annoying lyrics nevertheless. :|

 

Hillarious!

But maybe what he's saying is... "take these broken wings..." because it is a) all I can afford, b) you aren't getting my good wings, c) you broke the last ones anyways, or d) not going to help you fly and I want you to fall from the heavens just like Icarus.

 

As two of our exteemed colleagues indicated, The Beatles (mostly Paul) did Blackbird - and did it well (though Charles Manson claimed it was a rallying cry ignored by blacks whom he thought The Beatles were speaking to - to bring about anarchy). Yank Me, Crank Me was done by The Motor City Madman, Ted "I need you, baby, like a dog needs a bone. I think I got one of my own" Nugent, who did it well. The B-52's had this danceable ditty, senseless as it may be:

Rock Lobster - B-52s

We were at a party
His ear lobe fell in the deep
Someone reached in and grabbed it
It was a rock lobster

We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a rock
It wasn't a rock
It was a rock lobster

Motion in the ocean
His air hose broke
Lots of trouble
Lots of bubble
He was in a jam
S'in a giant clam

Down, down

Underneath the waves
Mermaids wavin'
Wavin' to mermen
Wavin' sea fans
Sea horses sailin'
Dolphins wailin'

Red snappers snappin'
Clam shells clappin'
Muscles flexin'
Flippers flippin'

Down, down

Let rock!

Boy's in bikinis
Girls in surfboards
Everybody's rockin'
Everybody's fruggin'
Twistin' 'round the fire
Havin' fun
Bakin' potatoes
Bakin' in the sun

Put on your noseguard
Put on the Lifeguard
Pass the tanning butter

Here comes a stingray
There goes a manta-ray
In walked a jelly fish
There goes a dog-fish
Chased by a cat-fish
In flew a sea robin
Watch out for that piranha
There goes a narwhale
HERE COMES A BIKINI WHALE!

 

How about this chesnut from that '70s group, America:

I've been through the desert on a horse with no name
It feels good to be out of the rain;

In the desert, you can remember your name -
Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain.



Top that !

 

OK how about Midnight at the Oasis, or Muskrat Love for christ sake make it stop!!!

 

Dumbest and best: "Don't eat that yellow snow". F. Zappa

 

HOW ABOUT....


LOVING YOU,.... BY MINNIE RIPPERTON

ALL I CAN HEAR ARE THOSE ****KIN BIRDS WHISTLING...

ANY ONE REMEMBER THAT ONE FROM THE 70S??

 

Goo goo goo joob

 

Hey Bruce, long time no talk to. How ya doing?

I remember that song quite well.

Ok, now, here's your trivia question for the day...Do you know who her daughter is?

 

HI MARK

MY COMPUTER CRASHED 2 WEEKS AGO AT HOME, IM BACK ON

HER DAUGHTER IS MAYRA RUDOLPH FROM SNL

NEXT QUESTION??

MAKE IT SPORTS FROM THE 70S

BRUCE

 

"Your long black hair, It tickles my Skin Skin" Don't Cha Stop by The Cars