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  1. darth550

    darth550 Six Time F1 World Champ
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    #1 darth550, Jun 20, 2004
    Two engineers were standing in the park. One had a new bike. The other said,
    "Nice bike. How much?"

    The first said , "It was free." The first asked, "Wow, how did you get it
    for free?" The one with the bike said," Yesterday a beautiful girl rode up on
    this bike, took off all her clothes and told me I could have anything I wanted."

    The other engineer said, "Good move! Her clothes wouldn't have fit you anyway!"

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    DL
     
  2. coolestkidever

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    #2 coolestkidever, Jun 20, 2004
    i had to read it 3 times to get it. BOOOOOOOOOOO
     
  3. Forza1

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    #3 Forza1, Jun 20, 2004
    Sums up every engineer I've had the pleasure of knowing perfectly. ;)



    -DC
     
  4. 62 250 GTO

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    #4 62 250 GTO, Jun 21, 2004
    The 1st guy {who has the bike in question} said "It was free". Then the same guy said "Wow, how did you get it
    for free?" {This I don't understand.} Then he said "Yesterday a beautiful girl rode up on
    this bike, took off all her clothes and told me I could have anything I wanted."

    So the 2nd guy is standing there only wanting to ride his bike, while guy 1 has a conversation all by himself?
    Weird joke! :)
     
  5. matkat

    matkat Formula 3

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    #5 matkat, Jun 21, 2004
    I am an engineer! so whats the point here?
    LOL,good one
     
  6. jimpo1

    jimpo1 Two Time F1 World Champ
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    #6 jimpo1, Jun 21, 2004
    The girl offered the guy 'anything he wanted'. He took the bike.

    Damn, you guys are slow.
     
  7. GrigioGuy

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    #7 GrigioGuy, Jun 21, 2004
    Of course he did. You can ride the bike more often, and don't have to buy it flowers...
     
  8. 62 250 GTO

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    #8 62 250 GTO, Jun 21, 2004
    And when no one is looking you can slap and swear at it. :)
     
  9. darth550

    darth550 Six Time F1 World Champ
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    #9 darth550, Jun 21, 2004
    This statement REALLY depends on which bike?

    DL
     
  10. GrigioGuy

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    #10 GrigioGuy, Jun 21, 2004
    *blink*

    The world is apparently odder than I thought....
     
  11. ryalex

    ryalex Two Time F1 World Champ
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    #11 ryalex, Jun 21, 2004
    Whoa... just when you thought you'd seen it all.

    Have you seen the Jeremy Clarkson review of the Porsche Carrera GT? Just as funny about Germans and their engineering lust.
     

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