East Coast / Mid West terms Vs out West

Midwest White Castle
West Double Double dirty style

 

"okey dokey" in the midwest: F.uck you in the east

 

water bubblers is a cheesey wisconsin thing. the better part of the midwest says drinking fountain. oh and its gym class here too...the other half of the great northern midwest says phy ed.

lest face it. wisconsin sucks.

 

this is more like wisc. minn. vs. the rest of the known universe

 

East- Expressway

West- Freeway

 

swap meet = west

flea market = east

 

I don't hear anyone say expressway. I hear interstate or highway.

 

Anywhere not in the North East: 8:10 - Hey how's it going, etc...

North East: 8:00:01 - *on cell* WHERETF are you?!! WHATS THE HOLD UP?!?!

 

What about saying
SoCal
"The 101 (freeway) is backed up"

vs

NorCal "101 is backed up"

 

The rest of the country: Hello

New Jersey: How you doin' ??
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The rest of the country: May I help you??

New Jersey: What the f*** do you want?
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The rest of the country: Can you hold on for just a moment?

New Jersey: Chill the f*** out!
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The rest of the country: Could you please stop?

New Jersey: Im going to f*****g kill you!

 

While living in No. VA, I mentioned to the world's most fake lockjaw PittsbUG PA co-worker that I used to be a custom cabinetmaker.

She laughed derisively.

Here's what we both learned aside from the fact even she had to admit she was and probably still is a ***** that day...

Rhode Island & part of Massachussets - Cabinet

Further North in N.E. - Velvet or Frappe

As far as they're concerned, it is only when you omit the ice cream that milk and syrup becomes what the rest of the U.S.A. calls it with ice cream...

Milk Shake

 

East = Hellman's

West = Best Foods Mayonnaise