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Discussion in 'New York Tri-State' started by noahlh, Aug 31, 2004.

  1. noahlh

    noahlh Formula 3

    Aug 28, 2003
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    Noah
    #1 noahlh, Aug 31, 2004
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  2. DodgeViper01

    DodgeViper01 F1 Veteran

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    Does the coke come with the car or is it extra?
     
  3. ghost

    ghost F1 Veteran
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    "Wait...I paid for the car, so why do you get the keys?"
     
  4. robiferretti

    robiferretti F1 Rookie

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    "yup, you keep feeding me cars, i'll keep the nose candy flowing."
     
  5. udalmia

    udalmia Guest

    Wait I only have the bread wheres my cappucino?
     
  6. noahlh

    noahlh Formula 3

    Aug 28, 2003
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    Noah
    "Oh, so thaaaaat's why they raised the MSRP on these things"
     
  7. Hubert888

    Hubert888 F1 Veteran
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  8. Ed P.

    Ed P. Formula 3

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    Noah- "Look, see what it says here? 'One size fits all'.... I guess if we puts these on we can just keep on driving and not have to stop for bathroom breaks"
     
  9. ClydeM

    ClydeM F1 Veteran
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    But I specifically requested the gorgeous BLONDE option. Look! See! I don't care if the the "E" smudged off and it reads BLOND.
     
  10. wax

    wax Four Time F1 World Champ
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    Lemme see your shoe.

    Why?

    This has been stepped on! I wanted a brick, not a sandbag!
     
  11. RogerM

    RogerM Formula Junior

    Apr 26, 2004
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    Noah - "This amount of smack is only going to get you half a day in the G car. If you want more than that perhaps we could arrange something back at my place... Do you know what tea bagging is?" :eek:
     
  12. ghost

    ghost F1 Veteran
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    Dec 10, 2003
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    Psst, here's the $100 unmarked bills we talked about. Now hurry up and give me the keys - I gotta take the car to Joey Fattoney. You better say nuthin' to nobody.
     
  13. young-nyc

    young-nyc Karting

    Nov 22, 2003
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    Young Kim
    Noah: What's this? (confused)

    Salesman: Oh...ummm....that's the baking soda we leave in every car to keep the leather smelling fresh. (sweating bullets, hoping noah would believe his answer)
     
  14. TC (Houston)

    TC (Houston) Formula Junior

    Feb 5, 2002
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    "Dude, look what I found in the welcome package! There were gold chains in there too!"
     
  15. darth550

    darth550 Five Time F1 World Champ
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    I cant change the station on my Audi A4 Radio with that "Stuff" in the way..


    I gotta hear.....White linesssssssssss, goin through my mindddddddddddddd


    DL
     
  16. robiferretti

    robiferretti F1 Rookie

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    Go back to silicon valley with your supra and pick up chicks will ya?
     
  17. Ferrari0324

    Ferrari0324 F1 Rookie

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    Noah 1: "Sooo Uhhh, which gives you a better feeling. The car or this?"

    Noah 2: "So I'll bake you a cake, you give me this car."
     
  18. Ferrari0324

    Ferrari0324 F1 Rookie

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    Bro. I gotta know, what is that stuff really?
     
  19. udalmia

    udalmia Guest

    is it the silica?
     
  20. DodgeViper01

    DodgeViper01 F1 Veteran

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    Yeah that stuff you can not eat right? They are white I believe.
     
  21. Ferrari0324

    Ferrari0324 F1 Rookie

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    But where do they keep it, what are they keeping fresh. That's what it is used for right?
     
  22. RogerM

    RogerM Formula Junior

    Apr 26, 2004
    275
    It's used for moisture control IIRC.

    It's probably a bag of accessories or instructions. Silica... That put a grin on my face. A bag that big would probably shrink your left nut :p

    Edit for the Google impaired:

    "Even though it seems to serve no purpose, it's actually very important. It drys things out so the clothes or shoes or purse or whatever you're buying doesn't get wet.
    You shouldn't eat it. It also says you should throw it away, but I see no point in doing so. As long as you don't eat it. Don't taste it to see what happens, just trust them. "
     
  23. DodgeViper01

    DodgeViper01 F1 Veteran

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    Yeah, that is a pretty big bag.
     
  24. HUTCH91TR

    HUTCH91TR F1 Rookie

    Nov 7, 2003
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    Salesman to Noah "Even an ugly guy like you is guaranteed to get laid driving this car. But just in case she says NO or STOP, here is a lifetime supply of rufies.".
     
  25. noahlh

    noahlh Formula 3

    Aug 28, 2003
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    Noah
    Damn.
     

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