Elderly jokes

Two elderly women were eating at a restaurant one morning. Ethel noticed something funny about Mable's ear and she said, "Mable, did you know you have a suppository in your left ear"? Mable answered,"I have"? "A suppository"?. She pulled it out and stared at it. Then she said, "Ethel, I am glad you saw this thing. Now I think I know where my hearing aid is".


Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards. One day they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, "Now don't get mad at me-I know we've been friends for a long time but I just can't think of your name! I've thought and thought, but I can't remember it. Please tell me what your name is". Her friend glared at her. For at least three minutes she just stared and glared at her friend. Finally she said, "How soon do you need to know"?