Elton John Ticket help!!

It figures you would wanna see Elton John......

 

UFC + Elton John????? There is something wrong with this combination.

 

Ha! Leave him alone. Elton rocks!

 

Elton will be in the cage letting the UFC'ers pin him!

 

Saturday Night's Alright For Felching...

It's getting late have you seen my mates
Ma tell me when the boys get here
It's seven o'clock and I want to suck
Want to get a belly full of queer

My old man's drunker than a barrel full of monkeys
And my old lady she don't care
My boyfriend looks cute in his braces and boots
A handful of jizz in his hair

Don't give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your penicillin
Saturday night's alright for felching
Get a little action in

Get about as oiled as a diesel train
Gonna set this gimp alight
`Cause Saturday night's the night I like
Saturday night's alright alright alright

Well fudge's packed pretty tight in here tonight
I'm looking for a dolly who'll tie me right
I may use a little muscle to get what I need
I may sink a little drink and shout out "He's with me!"

A couple of the sounds that I really like
Are the sounds of a switchblade and a vibrator
I'm a juvenile product of the working class
Whose best friend floats in the bottom of my ass

 

If you have American Express, you can call them and see if they can help you get tickets. That's part of their concierge service...

 

There is also an underground network for tickets of this sort, if you dare....

 

LOL!

We need to have a whip 'round and send Wax annual gifts to make sure he never leaves - what a wit!

Thanks for the laff

 

check w/ your conceirge at your hotel