EMAIL OF THE YEAR -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- GOT THIS EMAIL FROM A CUSTOMER I JUST PIISED MY PANTS READ THE REASON FOR THE BATTERY ..... -----Original Message----- From: Gordon Ellis [mailto:[email protected]] Sent: Tuesday, June 06, 2006 3:15 PM To: [email protected] Subject: "Pricing Information" Im looking to get 150, 9-volt batteries. I know this sound weird but we are throwing a party with the theme being a Crazy House and we are hoping to make the 9-volt batteries a part of the invite. Lick it and get a shock. We are working with a tight budget so they need to be your cheapest battery. Thoughts?
Im looking to get 150, 9-volt batteries. I know this sound weird but we are throwing a party with the theme being a Crazy House and we are hoping to make the 9-volt batteries a part of the invite. Lick it and get a shock. That has to be the dumbest premise for a party that I've ever heard. You'd better not sell them or one of them will end up suing you when they lick the battery "not knowing it would shock them", thereafter sending them into cardiac arrest and "subsequently resulting in permanent brain damage and lifelong mental anguish."
He said volts. If they really had dain bramage, they'd write dain bramage. That's a *gotcha* thight rere, knou yow.
Sounds even better than that 12 volt car battery attached to the nipples with jumper cable party that I was at last weekend.
No, I think that was in the party scene in the movie Old School..well, the pool of KY was definitely in there. I can't picture Will Ferrell licking batteries..well, then again, maybe I can. "You're my boy, Blue!"
